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You wanna see the funniest shit ever?
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The Kid Rock guy can't find Kid Rock hats so he just wears backwards fedoras.
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Can’t do it Abe, even for you.
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I'm also positive that the Kid Rock guy smokes a shitload of meth.
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Kid Rock has been sheer shit since that midget guy died. He was the glue.
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Made it up until he started the duet. Fuck.
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He doesn't even sound like Kid Rock. They could get a young guy who has those dopey sunken eyes, have him do the bit. That would catch on big time. Kid Rock Franchise Show. He doesn't even need to show up anymore. He's got his guys.
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They also have that chick play solo Sheryl Crow songs lol. When she's not in Sheryl Crow mode she wears a trucker hat that says hoochie on it. You also missed the Uncle Kracker guy sing the Uncle Kracker song.
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I need @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 to join my Methods of Mayhem tribute band
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I ain't leavin til you sleepin on a cum stain!
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MAH NAME EEIS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHD
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Henny Youngman is an old man, Gary Oldman is a young man, and Kid Rock is an old man who raps.
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This sucks Cocky, am I right or am I right?!
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See I can't do it because it's Abe.
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Well, much like the whole Warriors of Virtue thing, you're just robbing yourself of some life changing art.
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I feel like if the guy went by Skid Rock he'd do better. This motherfucker thinks he's badass. American Badass.
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"Play Devil Without a Cause!"
"We can't do that one, Moe B. left the band."
"Play Fuck Off!"
"I ain't got nobody to do the Eminem part. Sorry, we're doing songs from Cocky tonight only."
"Play Early Morning Stoned Pimp!"
"I FUCKIN' SAID THE MIDGET QUIT FER FUCK SAKES! WE'RE DOIN' TRACKS FROM COCKY TONIGHT AND THAT'S FUCKIN' IT! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"Kid Rock's a fucking homo!"
"WHO FUCKIN' SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?? YOU KNOW WHAT? KOUSIN KLACKER, PACK UP YOUR TURNTABLES, WE'RE FUCKIN' OUTTA HERE!"
"We can't do that one, Moe B. left the band."
"Play Fuck Off!"
"I ain't got nobody to do the Eminem part. Sorry, we're doing songs from Cocky tonight only."
"Play Early Morning Stoned Pimp!"
"I FUCKIN' SAID THE MIDGET QUIT FER FUCK SAKES! WE'RE DOIN' TRACKS FROM COCKY TONIGHT AND THAT'S FUCKIN' IT! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"Kid Rock's a fucking homo!"
"WHO FUCKIN' SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?? YOU KNOW WHAT? KOUSIN KLACKER, PACK UP YOUR TURNTABLES, WE'RE FUCKIN' OUTTA HERE!"