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You like Aliens better than Alien? Dan won't have that.
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I feel very duped knowing that I thought from his profile pic that he looked sort of like this guy:
So that's always who I pictured when I heard him talk. You'll notice that the man in the video I linked doesn't even have down syndrome.
So that's always who I pictured when I heard him talk. You'll notice that the man in the video I linked doesn't even have down syndrome.
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i wonder if downs syndromed people look normal if tey try te Dan selfie
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Dan's the only one talking sense, though.
"Alien" should have been a one-and-done - "Aliens" is a stupid 80s war flick... "in space!" But I guess taste is subjective.
What is objective is that Pat abandoned his only child.
"Alien" should have been a one-and-done - "Aliens" is a stupid 80s war flick... "in space!" But I guess taste is subjective.
What is objective is that Pat abandoned his only child.
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Hey Minaw. You mean turning the unkillable Alien into exploding snot over and over waters down everything scary about it being on screen? Nyehehehehehehehehe
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I like Aliens just fine but it's not even close to Alien. What a rube.
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Predator is better by virtue of how toxically masculine it is.
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And the new one is some mystery meat bitch killing a Predator. Literally every 80s big budget sci fi series was FUBAR'd.
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The first one kicks the shit out of it. Aliens is pretty much the exact same story with more boom-booms. Maybe it's because I've been so overexposed to Aliens, but at this point I'd rather watch the Assembly Cut of the 3rd one.
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Alien 3 is so underrated.
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All the pred needs to do is toss the squaw some fire water to distract her.
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Private Frost from Aliens is the model for Pat’s gay, black, space marine character. There’s a scene where you see the guy’s six-pack abs, and chubby got a chubby from it, so he just had to rip off the character and make him a fruit to satisfy some fantasy.
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Agreed. I've never seen the theatrical cut, so maybe it really is a total disaster. The Assembly Cut is pretty great though, IMO. I love how grim and miserable it is. Plus it gave us this immortal line
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