you know

[guest]

we're told that there are the number of stars in the universe equal to the number of grains of sand on the beach

and uh

when you get right down to it... that's... that's a lot.

so... forgive me, if I look out at this... expanse

the beach

which goes off on miles in every direction, trillions and trillions grains of sand

multiply that by anywhere between 2 and 4 and you'll get the average number of planets in the universe

multiply that again by 2 and 4 and you'll get the number of moons those planets have

so each grain of sand probably actually represents... 4 different places? 8 different places? 12 different places? in the universe

you mean to tell me that all these grains of sands on this beach, and every beach in the world, there's 1 single solitary grain of sand that has things on it, thinking about questions like that?

nope. no way.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Carl Saggytits

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Opie's ruminations were more profound.

 

[Raymond]

Any transcript of Pat talk reads like a retard character from a David Foster Wallace story.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Transcribing that honestly probably made you a bit dumber.

 

[guest]

Pretentious 41 year old faggot rambles about shit that 20 year olds say when they smoke weed because he thinks it shows that he has a high IQ

 

[MonsterSteve]

“Has things on it”.

Nicely put, dummy.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Fat is 41 and fancies himself as a brilliant intellectual, and that’s him being deep and philosophical. Talking about the fucking sand/planet analogy as if it’s interesting to anybody besides toddlers. Yes Fat, there are a lot of planets, and yes fat, the sheer numbers suggest that we aren’t the only intelligent life. It’s not interesting nor is it fun to think about it. He should probably start counting his calories instead, it’d have a much more positive impact on his life.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'd rather listen to well respected physicist Johan Schneider.

 

[RobertMewler]

Pale Blue Blob

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Meal deGrasse Tyson over here with the pot talk topic of the day. Imagine how many media savvy lawyers that total must include, and you couldn't find one that could deliver any results whatsoever, even with over 100k at your disposal. You're really bad at this, stoner child.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I'd rather listen to well respected physicist Johan Schneider.

Still laugh my ass off at that. He was a cunt hair away from Uncle Pauling there on the screen.

 

[analeggsalad]

what is it about the "I LOVE SCIENCE!" guys who weren't smart enough to get a STEM degree who are also into consumer Star Wars "culture" as a bedrock of their identity and sense of community?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"You know we're told that the number of planets in the universe is equal to my weight in milligrams."

 

[Will Tate]

what is it about the "I LOVE SCIENCE!" guys who weren't smart enough to get a STEM degree who are also into consumer Star Wars "culture" as a bedrock of their identity and sense of community?

I can field this one.
You see, they're faggots. Hope this helps.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I know they're incapable of Krinsky satisfaction.

 

[guest]

They say there's no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? 'Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that's impossible, even with computers. Not only that, they would have to get all the people who ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.

Rick's thinking meats may have passed but who is to say there isn't another set of Rick's thinking meats just like his. Maybe not with the same gayness and narcissism, but...the same. What I'm saying is...

 

[Brooke Shields]

See it may sound retarded, but hearing Patrick say these things out loud brings a whole new GAY factor to it

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Any transcript of Pat talk reads like a retard character from a David Foster Wallace story.

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