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You know your joke is hilarious when you have to gaslight your followers hoping they will give you a pity like
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He's just so bad at everything.
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Breaking: vexatious litigant whines on national television about losing case, had no idea there were laws in place to prevent frivolous lawsuits.
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This joke is better when you apply it to pats legal battles.
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If he could afford a garage I hope he'd reinforce the rafters so he wouldn't botch the dangle.
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nice one like, stupid
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His writing is so clunky and extra. His books must be miserable to try to read.
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When I was a naive Pat poster I refused to beleive that stand up shots picture of his marvel universe joke was real, I thought it was cutting edge satire.
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That cartoon of a person... as a person... what? I think I get what he means, but I'm pretty sure his stupidity just killed a handful of my brain cells
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He's pretty good at being fat and losing lawsuits tbf. You gotta give him that.
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u/Natethesnake was a faggot
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He's not even good at being fat. Sumo wrestlers are good at being fat - with fat evenly distributed throughout the body. Pat's arms are sickly thin, his legs are twigs. He just has a bulbous midsection, tits, and a pendulous waddle under his chin.
He's world-class at losing lawsuits though, you're right.
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I'm just remembering how Norm and Jim Downey would craft each Update joke to have as few words as possible while making sense. Maybe this is the real reason he hated him?!
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If he did he would then tweet about the reinforcement work he put in
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People trying to asphyxiate themselves with an electric car. Get it? Because electric cars dont emit carbon monoxide. The silly goose cant kill himself.
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I'm not shocked to learn he tries to double dip on every shitty thought he has
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"Owners* (*judgement debtors) distraught at being called stupid* (*and fat) are sitting in garages* (*skipping debtor's exams) and leaving their Cybertrucks running* (*allowing their debts to increase and accumulate rapidly)."
Fuck
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