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Nerds are basically bile flavored candy.
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You know what I just realized?
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You're gay?
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Sorry, I should have read the thread first. Nerds are old hat, do they not get the nerds clusters in Canada? Hopefully we were already charging those tariffs on them.
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I was eating Nerds clusters when I realized this.
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Did you know Rockets are a totally different candy in the states
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Explain your method of eating the clusters
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Yeah, they call them Smarties, which is confusing because here Smarties are like inferior m&m's
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I pop them in my mouth, then I chew them, then I swallow them. How do you eat them?
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So those are American penises?
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That's it. You're Quebecois now and forever.
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Oh fuck off, faggot. You're not gonna fucking LIE to me and act like Smarties don't fucking suck cock. It's the Halloween candy nobody wants.
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I found out today that some Canadian company started making Reggie bars again. Haven’t seen one of those in about 45 years.
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You don't understand eastern Ontario. But I do bet Abe low key can speak French
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Hey @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda what does the phrase "jai pas la vie quest trop facile" mean? I'm betting you know.
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It's actually kind of fucked how little I retained from so many years of French class.
I have no idea. I know "vie" is "life".
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Get duo linguo. You'll be shocked how much you already know
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Like. I literally spoke no french and just tested myself and was like "Holy shit I do know french"
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I love smarties. They melt in my mouth but not in my hand you insolent little puke. Tabernak! Tien toi!
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What a pointless language to learn tho. They used to make those pedo vibe art house movies when they were culturally relevant, don't think I have heard anything good from them for at least a decade