You have been forced to share an apartment with Joseph Colleen Cumia. What ground rules do you set down?

[UnPRePared]

For me, it's simple:

- Mouth must always be closed when not talking

- No handling of frying pans

- Music is only to be performed at TGI Fridays or street corners

- No children are allowed, especially those bringing filled water bottles or carrying iPads


That's all I got. I mean, he can tweet all he fucking wants as long as he's quiet.

 

[JebJoh]

He has to use the bathroom in the 7-11 down the block only. This bathroom is mine only.

 

[UnPRePared]

Also, if he wants 10% knocked off of his rent, he has to say "I am not a pedophile" at my command.

And with CONVICTION, not a half assed line reading. He's not Jodie fucking Whittaker.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

No using the kitchen for photographing food

No cooking beans and plantains unless it’s in his own pot/pan

Carol is not allowed over except for Saturday afternoons. Otherwise he has to go to her.

 

[JebJoh]

No using the kitchen for photographing food

No cooking beans and plantains unless it’s in his own pot/pan

Carol is not allowed over except for Saturday afternoons. Otherwise he has to go to her.

Carol can come if she cleans and only squirts into a towel. No selfies or food shots ever. I get to shit in his guitar player mug whenever I want. And he has to pass a quiz on any book in his photos before he posts it.

 

[GhostofMewler'sStillbirth]

His friends can NOT touch me. (again...especially Bosnian Bono!)

 

[Meownaw]

His friends can NOT touch me. (again...especially Bosnian Bono!)

This bit account stinks but Bosnian Bono got my ribs I'll admit.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

NO EXPOSED ARMPITS, ever. No social media use in the house. No photos. No guitar playing, ever. And when he enters a room I'm in, he has to walk backwards so I can't see his face.

 

[medium wyzzz]

For me, it's simple:

- Mouth must always be closed when not talking

- No handling of frying pans

- Music is only to be performed at TGI Fridays or street corners

- No children are allowed, especially those bringing filled water bottles or carrying iPads


That's all I got. I mean, he can tweet all he fucking wants as long as he's quiet.

Wouldn't let Joe or ant stay at my house for any price; dawn seems like a nice milf type though.

 

[guest]

If you impress the lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult my house is yours

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Lack of bacon on a breakfast roll incurs a 20% penalty onto his rent compounded hourly until the offending roll is baconised.

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

No tacky neon LEDs

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Every time he takes a shit I would make a video of me bursting in, ripping his shirt off, and slapping him a la Bam Margera.
If he lets me do that, I’ll pay 100% of the rent

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Get a job, pay your share of rent. I’m broke.

 

[guest]

Every time he takes a shit I would make a video of me bursting in, ripping his shirt off, and slapping him a la Bam Margera.
If he lets me do that, I’ll pay 100% of the rent

What the hell man? Now you libtards are just getting crazy with this shit.......

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

no cover songs

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

He blows me BEFORE the jacuzzi.

 

[UnPRePared]

no cover songs

Well, I'm out then.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Chinese guitars used for kindling only.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

He’s paying for all the damage from hanging cheap Chinese guitars on every flat surface.