You guys hear what happened to Morgan Spurlock earlier this year?

[Harry Powell]

He died

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[Turk February]

Bullshit.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Are you sure?

 

[Harry Powell]

Are you sure?

I’ve been reading it online.

 

[MonsterSteve]

ya kiddin?

 

[Professor Rape]

I clicked this thread praying it wasn't that. Only 53 years old. He was a fuckin' kid.

 

[DominusOdium]

That month of eating McDonald's while being a raging alcoholic finally got him.

 

[Turk February]

That month of eating McDonald's while being a raging alcoholic finally got him.

I've learned how to order extra pickles now. It's amazing.

 

[DominusOdium]

I've learned how to order extra pickles now. It's amazing.

Your mom would be proud

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I've learned how to order extra pickles now. It's amazing.

I bet you get them uncut so you can perform your "rituals" with them.

 

[Turk February]

I bet you get them uncut so you can perform your "rituals" with them.

I actually order cucumbers. I use my butt to pickle them. Like my grandfather did. And his grandfather before him.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I actually order cucumbers. I use my butt to pickle them. Like my grandfather did. And his grandfather before him.

We know you're Russian, Mr Zima

 

[Turk February]

We know you're Russian, Mr Zima

I add the special twist of peeing in my mouth before eating them. Its called fusion cuisine.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I actually order cucumbers. I use my butt to pickle them. Like my grandfather did. And his grandfather before him.

Turks grandfather founded Jimmy John's

 

[Turk February]

Turks grandfather founded Jimmy John's

The Jimmy referred to his weiner. The John referred to his customers when he was a prostitute.