You guys ever scream while you're taking a shit?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Not because you have to, but because nobody's around to hear it. I generally do it during spicy food shits. I had a bunch of habernero beef jerky and beer last night.

I always heard that if you forced a shit, you'd get a hernia. I force my shits SO hard. No hernias. I am not a mortal man.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I scream as loud as i can when i cum inside a chick, just to show them who's in charge, it also has the added benefit that the shock makes the pussy walls of a chick contract even tighter.

I'm going to scream so fucking hard when I cum inside Stella girl, no bs.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I scream as loud as i can when i cum inside a chick, just to show them who's in charge, it also has the added benefit that the shock makes the pussy walls of a chick contract even tighter.

I'm going to scream so fucking hard when I cum inside Stella girl, no bs.

Most believable sex haver.

 

[gassers]

No but i just want to just scream in general sometimes. I envision scenarios where i am screaming to my heart's content from a mountain top.

 

[Turk February]

You didn't have to qualify with an explanation, the answer remains no, I do not scream when I shit.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Most believable sex haver.

 

[Harry Powell]

Not because you have to, but because nobody's around to hear it. I generally do it during spicy food shits. I had a bunch of habernero beef jerky and beer last night.

I always heard that if you forced a shit, you'd get a hernia. I force my shits SO hard. No hernias. I am not a mortal man.

I force power shits constantly, NEVER had a hernia.

One time I was constipated for a week though when I was 15. I finally ate an entire bar of ex lax. The next morning I woke up sweating and feverish from intestinal cramps. I shit out such a huge dense log that the pain was unimaginable. I screamed and actually lept off the toilet and braced myself against the wall for a while. It clogged the toilet with zero paper.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You didn't have to qualify with an explanation, the answer remains no, I do not scream when I shit.

Fag. I bet The House Man screams when he shits.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I had a shit one day within the last 18 months where I considered either asking my wife to help or calling 911. It was turtling but was also completely dry so it wouldn’t even wipe away. I sat in the bathroom for probably two hours grunting, screaming, etc. There was a massive amount of gas built up behind it. I was doubled over in pain on the bathroom floor, bare assed.

Eventually through sheer will of forcing it out and opening my asshole around it with my hand, it finally plopped out. It was the biggest shit of my life in terms of turd length and width. Here is a picture of what it looked like size wise:

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I force power shits constantly, NEVER had a hernia.

One time I was constipated for a week though when I was 15. I finally ate an entire bar of ex lax. The next morning I woke up sweating and feverish from intestinal cramps. I shit out such a huge dense log that the pain was unimaginable. I screamed and actually lept off the toilet and braced myself against the wall for a while. It clogged the toilet with zero paper.

I once fell down a flight of stairs in a parking garage, those metal stairs. I landed on the bottom stair ass-first. I landed at such an angle that the edge of the step wedged right into my ass crack, so my O-ring took the whole brunt of the fall. Had a "minor" fractured tailbone, and long story short, the combination of the pain meds and the injury left me unable to shit for eight days. When I finally delivered the goods, it was like giving birth to a flaming telephone pole. It was way, way too big to flush, so I put on rubber gloves, and used a plastic fork to pick it up and put it in a plastic grocery bag, which I threw in my neighbor's garbage can. The can was empty, and I'll never forget the "thud" that log made when I dropped it in there. No screaming, but considerable whimpering, lots of sweat, and even a tear. I was dabbing at my asshole gently with some TP, nothing but faint pinkish blood.

 

[guest]

You ever get that type of intense shit where you kick your shoes off and remove your shirt?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You ever get that type of intense shit where you kick your shoes off and remove your shirt?

Oh yeah.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I once fell down a flight of stairs in a parking garage, those metal stairs. I landed on the bottom stair ass-first. I landed at such an angle that the edge of the step wedged right into my ass crack, so my O-ring took the whole brunt of the fall. Had a "minor" fractured tailbone, and long story short, the combination of the pain meds and the injury left me unable to shit for eight days. When I finally delivered the goods, it was like giving birth to a flaming telephone pole. It was way, way too big to flush, so I put on rubber gloves, and used a plastic fork to pick it up and put it in a plastic grocery bag, which I threw in my neighbor's garbage can. The can was empty, and I'll never forget the "thud" that log made when I dropped it in there. No screaming, but considerable whimpering, lots of sweat, and even a tear. I was dabbing at my asshole gently with some TP, nothing but faint pinkish blood.

That's the most harrowing story I've ever heard. I'm weeping for you.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That's the most harrowing story I've ever heard. I'm weeping for you.

At first, it didn't really hurt that bad. I hit the back of my head, too, and that concerned me more. Then, maybe 15-20 minutes later, I was in my car, driving to a remote site (I was at work) and every minor bump in the road just sent waves of pain radiating from my broken asshole. I spent the next few days lying on my stomach, icing my asshole like a retard. It tightened up something fierce, you couldn't have wedged a toothpick in there. Not recommended.

 

[guest]

No but sometimes I cum. Hard.

 

[N64 Cube]

The only time I pray to God is when I take a beast shit

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Somehow I tore my asshole. Am not a fag. It caused an anal fissure, maybe by pushing out a hard shit earlier. Who knows. Every shit I took for the next few days felt like I was pushing loose gravel out, like someone was slicing my ass hole with a diamond cutter.

When my doctor put his finger in there - am not a fag - I screamed so loudly in his office, I apologized for scaring his other patients. It was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. The shitting, in comparison, felt better.

He wrote an Rx for something called Rective, a balm I had to finger just inside the hole - am not a fag - but there was something in it (nitroglycerin?) that gave me terrible headaches.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Only in public bathrooms, and only then when I have an audience. Sometimes I shake the cubicle walls a bit and make demonic sounds.

 

[Fat little piggy]

I had a shit one day within the last 18 months where I considered either asking my wife to help or calling 911. It was turtling but was also completely dry so it wouldn’t even wipe away. I sat in the bathroom for probably two hours grunting, screaming, etc. There was a massive amount of gas built up behind it. I was doubled over in pain on the bathroom floor, bare assed.

Eventually through sheer will of forcing it out and opening my asshole around it with my hand, it finally plopped out. It was the biggest shit of my life in terms of turd length and width. Here is a picture of what it looked like size wise:

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Little life tip. With a shit like that put ur feet up on a box or something so that you're at angle like if you were outside squatting to shit. The human body wasn't really designed for sitting down to shit. It works really good.

 

[Fat little piggy]

I force power shits constantly, NEVER had a hernia.

One time I was constipated for a week though when I was 15. I finally ate an entire bar of ex lax. The next morning I woke up sweating and feverish from intestinal cramps. I shit out such a huge dense log that the pain was unimaginable. I screamed and actually lept off the toilet and braced myself against the wall for a while. It clogged the toilet with zero paper.

Had the same issue except it was thick it lodged it self at the bottom but let the water pass. Eventually boiled a big pot of water and dumped it in. Softened and weakened it enough that it would go down. And yes every time I looked in the bowl and it didn't go down I felt a bit of pride. Like my ass defeatd thousands of years of human engineering.