" You guys are real after all"

[Slackjawed Cow]

48 of 55,490 follower actually responded.

Sure bud.

 

[chewtoycock]

How much of a pathetic asshole do you have to be to not only basically be begging your active followers for a like as a show of force (whatever that means on twitter anyways) but to only manage to get 1-2% of them and call it a win? I'd love to see who he could pull for a street brawl. Maybe some eric the midget asshole in an electronic wheelchair.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Rather than see his twitter taken away, If someone were to get access and then block/unblock all his followers, that would be more satisfying.
Seeing him oinking to twitter for them to restore his "lost followers" would be gold.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Elon would make a fortune if he made a feature where you could pay to remove other users' followers. $1 for 5 followers. Sure it would be abused to Hell and back but it would be funny.

 

[quasi101]

that's cool. remember when your wife paid me 83 thousand dollars because you're a fat bitch ahahah

 

[Sue Lightning]

that's cool. remember when your wife paid me 83 thousand dollars because you're a fat bitch ahahah

bank accounts are being purged and i’ve lost -83,000 dollars.

Guess Quasi is real after all.

 

[Harry Powell]

that's cool. remember when your wife paid me 83 thousand dollars because you're a fat bitch ahahah

Hopefully no one from Kiwifarms screen shots and sends that to him, several times.

 

[midwit]

that's cool. remember when your wife paid me 83 thousand dollars because you're a fat bitch ahahah

I hate to be that guy but the curiosity is killing me and I can't find it in the various lore.

Did those two even have 83k or did they get it from their parents or something? They had to expose their assets right?

 

[Harry Powell]

I hate to be that guy but the curiosity is killing me and I can't find it in the various lore.

Did those two even have 83k or did they get it from their parents or something? They had to expose their assets right?

Linger FAWKIN longer brotherman

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Every follower would have to donate a buck fifty to get his quasi money back. Easy money when they all buy a copy of Tiny Tim

And since engagement typically is ~1% on social media, it means he has 480 actual followers, he actually needs to make $172 of each of his real followers.

Righteous bucks

 

[Carlo Hambino]

how much would it cost to hire a Ching Chong person to report all of his tweets and get it suspended?

 

[PorqueDealer]

Every follower would have to donate a buck fifty to get his quasi money back. Easy money when they all buy a copy of Tiny Tim

And since engagement typically is ~1% on social media, it means he has 480 actual followers, he actually needs to make $172 of each of his real followers.

Righteous bucks

He can just rent his air bnb out for a month instead.

 

[wbgreen]

Shows how the Twitter boycott went nowhere. All the people whining about Elon still won't let go of their addiction and close their accounts.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I hate to be that guy but the curiosity is killing me and I can't find it in the various lore.

Did those two even have 83k or did they get it from their parents or something? They had to expose their assets right?

Fawkin Lynne (Niki's mother) bailed them out. But she's hoping to recoup her losses by funding the latest lawsuit, hoping for a large payout from the city of Milwaukee which isn't gonna happen. Good I say, let these shitheads continue to take Ls, as the homies say.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

He can just rent his air bnb out for a month instead.

The math checks out @Sue Lightning

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I hate to be that guy but the curiosity is killing me and I can't find it in the various lore.

Did those two even have 83k or did they get it from their parents or something? They had to expose their assets right?

Yikes

 

[Udders]

that's cool. remember when your wife paid me 83 thousand dollars because you're a fat bitch ahahah

Make sure to type it out in full numerical form. $83,529.63 (or whatever) looks way better and is more impactful and embarrassing than 83 thousand.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Make sure to type it out in full numerical form. $83,529.63 (or whatever) looks way better and is more impactful and embarrassing than 83 thousand.

That decimal point is a real mmmmotherfucker.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Shows how the Twitter boycott went nowhere. All the people whining about Elon still won't let go of their addiction and close their accounts.

Patrick's got a thing for working for his enemies.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Fawkin Lynne (Niki's mother) bailed them out.

Safe assumption

But she's hoping to recoup her losses by funding the latest lawsuit, hoping for a large payout from the city of Milwaukee

But why would she lay down more money on a lame duck like pat? He's a consummate loser. You'd have to be a total idiot to throw more resources at him, right?

which isn't gonna happen.

Which I would assume everyone else would conclude as well, so who the fuck is giving him a legal budget? Lynn?? Lynn, who was some upper management corporate type is also dumb enough to bet on pat?