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You gonna take that, @NortheastPhilly?

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Единственная станция, которая действительно раскач
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FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Literally the first thing you learn in any gun safety course. You’ll get thrown off any range for doing that too.
You have to be a nigger to do anything else. We bought our shotgun and my wife was waving it around in the store. I'm reckless as fuck with guns laying around but the house but I have some standards
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Honest to God, if I ever had a handgun I'd be pulling the thing on people constantly. That's why I don't have one.

In school I used to constantly turn around to the kid behind me and pull an rubber band like I was going to shoot it at their eye just to watch them squirm and be like "Don't. Don't. Abe, don't. Don't." I genuinely enjoy that reaction.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Honest to God, if I ever had a handgun I'd be pulling the thing on people constantly. That's why I don't have one.

In school I used to constantly turn around to the kid behind me and pull an rubber band like I was going to shoot it at their eye just to watch them squirm and be like "Don't. Don't. Abe, don't. Don't." I genuinely enjoy that reaction.
This is what toy guns are for. I keep an airsoft 1911 in my desk drawer to play with, even if it's loaded I can't actually blow my brains out with it.
 
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Honest to God, if I ever had a handgun I'd be pulling the thing on people constantly. That's why I don't have one.

In school I used to constantly turn around to the kid behind me and pull a rubber band like I was going to shoot it at their eye just to watch them squirm and be like "Don't. Don't. Abe, don't. Don't." I genuinely enjoy that reaction.
What a bully. I’m no longer going to humor your “woe is me” threads. Karma’s a bitch.
 
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