You faggots ever jack off in someone’s food?

[Sex Offender Joe]

So where I work, there is an area where customers can’t see me. So whenever a nigger orders something, I always spit in their food. Well, this bitch came up and she had this low cut where you could see her plump breasts. I got excited and took her order and added some of my children in her food, but mixed it up real good to where she couldn’t see it. I stood there and watched her eat it all. Man it was so incredible!
You faggots ever do that?

 

[bovinebrain]

Just as I started thinking that people on this forum aren’t really *that* sick in the head…

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I worked at a subway as a freshman in college and pushed a dead fly into the tuna salad once. I would also use meat-tainted knives on any vegetarian orders that gave me a hard time. I feel bad about the fly thing, but not the vegetarian thing.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I always thought the idea of jacking off in someone's food was funny but I've never had the urge to do it.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Just as I started thinking that people on this forum aren’t really *that* sick in the head…

Yeah I'll never see "Sex Offender Joe" in the same light.

 

[StrongConfidentFezWhatley]

God has truly forsaken us.

 

[Coonskin]

Didn't that happen in the movie Waiting (featuring Luis Guzman)?

 

[DMAN]

The typical inner monolawg of a Cumia Creep opie hater zombie.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

I heard a story once about two freshman in college that jerked off into their roommates giant jar of peanut butter.

 

[guest]

So where I work, there is an area where customers can’t see me. So whenever a nigger orders something, I always spit in their food. Well, this bitch came up and she had this low cut where you could see her plump breasts. I got excited and took her order and added some of my children in her food, but mixed it up real good to where she couldn’t see it. I stood there and watched her eat it all. Man it was so incredible!
You faggots ever do that?

Jackie lives!

 

[alkiefuck2]

All the time, usually my own

 

[guest]

So where I work, there is an area where customers can’t see me. So whenever a nigger orders something, I always spit in their food. Well, this bitch came up and she had this low cut where you could see her plump breasts. I got excited and took her order and added some of my children in her food, but mixed it up real good to where she couldn’t see it. I stood there and watched her eat it all. Man it was so incredible!
You faggots ever do that?

Don’t they? Do ya? Did she? Did ya? Did ya? Was it?

 

[CQ Beans]

That’s fucking repulsive.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

An Anthony Cumia fan, ladies and gentlemen!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

only when requested

 

[PickleRickle]

WWAWD Black Rest Project?

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

Never surprised when I see so many earnest replies in a shitty low energy alt made thread.

 

[Sex Offender Joe]

Fuck! I was almost caught today jacking it in this bitches food. Lucky for me, I’ve been doing this for years so I’m a pro at it

 

[Juschippinyababe]

This nigger put mannaise in my mayonaise.... hambuuuuurger

 

[stealthygeek]

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WWAWD Black Rest Project?

Fucking hilarious that the most unnatural and awkward picture of someone reading a book involves a black person.