You ever see a sexy retard IRL?

[Rick Roblinson]

Because I just did. I guess I'm in a disgusting mood today because I went to McDonald's for lunch. After I paid I pulled up to the window where they hand you your food and I could see through my car window and the sliding window they use that the girl about to hand me my drink had some big fawkin titties on her. When she hands me the drink I can see she's kind of dorky looking and then she turned to the side to grab the bag of food and I could see she really had a bangin body with a big plump bubble butt. Then she hands me the bag and tries to say my order but she can't spit the words out. By now I realize that she's actually retarded and not just nerdy as fuck. She was very Bobo-ish with glasses and a big nose with huge lips. I know, I know. But I promise if you all saw her from the neck down you'd go "WOULD".

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Every day when I look in the mirror.

 

[NoBacon]

Repent and read scripture brother

 

[Voscabulary]

Because I just did. I guess I'm in a disgusting mood today because I went to McDonald's for lunch. After I paid I pulled up to the window where they hand you your food and I could see through my car window and the sliding window they use that the girl about to hand me my drink had some big fawkin titties on her. When she hands me the drink I can see she's kind of dorky looking and then she turned to the side to grab the bag of food and I could see she really had a bangin body with a big plump bubble butt. Then she hands me the bag and tries to say my order but she can't spit the words out. By now I realize that she's actually retarded and not just nerdy as fuck. She was very Bobo-ish with glasses and a big nose with huge lips. I know, I know. But I promise if you all saw her from the neck down you'd go "WOULD".

this is why I know being a dad would scare me, cos you can't even comfortably trust your retarded kid to work their shift at mcdonald's without some leering autist slobbering over themselves as they wait for your downy child to hand them their 10 piece nuggets. no, I've never seen a sexy retard before. what the fuck

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Repent and read scripture brother

Maybe after I masturbate

 

[Rick Roblinson]

this is why I know being a dad would scare me, cos you can't even comfortably trust your retarded kid to work their shift at mcdonald's without some leering autist slobbering over themselves as they wait for your downy child to hand them their 10 piece nuggets. no, I've never seen a sexy retard before. what the fuck

OOOOHHH, like you're so fuckin great? You didn't say there's no such thing as a sexy retard, just that you haven't seen one, FAGGOT.

 

[Voscabulary]

Oh, like you're so fuckin great? You didn't say there's no such thing as a sexy retard, FAGGOT.

in fairness to you, she might have been a smoke show. at least you didn't cumia creepshot her

 

[Rick Roblinson]

in fairness to you, she might have been a smoke show. at least you didn't cumia creepshot her

Apology accepted

 

[Phish]

You should go back and cumia creepshot her for da bit

 

[CQ Beans]

Because I just did. I guess I'm in a disgusting mood today because I went to McDonald's for lunch. After I paid I pulled up to the window where they hand you your food and I could see through my car window and the sliding window they use that the girl about to hand me my drink had some big fawkin titties on her. When she hands me the drink I can see she's kind of dorky looking and then she turned to the side to grab the bag of food and I could see she really had a bangin body with a big plump bubble butt. Then she hands me the bag and tries to say my order but she can't spit the words out. By now I realize that she's actually retarded and not just nerdy as fuck. She was very Bobo-ish with glasses and a big nose with huge lips. I know, I know. But I promise if you all saw her from the neck down you'd go "WOULD".

You live in Brooklyn?

 

[Imager]

Repent and read scripture brother

Retards are God's children too. Initial attraction is important in a relationship. In fact, it may be an easier marriage overall. You can actually treat her like she's retarded and everyone will understand. You can't treat your woman as retarded, even though society would be much better off if women were treated more that way.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I think that means you're retarded. Not sure though.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Every time I look in the mirror

Edit: FAWK. I knew someone had to of beat me to it

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

There was a girl I grew up with who was actually pretty cute looking but had some retardation where she couldn't talk and just made retard noises.

I would imagine it would be pretty fun to give her a good rogering.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Bams_Seed?

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Bams_Seed?

I don't care how good looking she could ever make herself...I can't get past the cat shit on the floor

 

[BUBBLER]

Go back and take a picture

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Go back and take a picture

Order a Happy Meal so you have a conversation starter. Retards love toys and chicken nuggets.

 

[midwit]

No. But I know a Canadian PHD who breeds them for sport. Not in jail.

He had a baby with an American one. The father eventually took the tard away from him via court order. He moved back to Canada and found another one, a former "street nudist" who sees demons. Had babies with her. He claims that she left him and her young babies to go "be with nature and travel." Says he dropped her off at a gas station with a backpack and no one has seen her since, including her family.

More than likely he put her back in the ground to be with her fellow potatoes. But that's just my speculation.

Dude's name is JF Gariepy.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Because I just did. I guess I'm in a disgusting mood today because I went to McDonald's for lunch. After I paid I pulled up to the window where they hand you your food and I could see through my car window and the sliding window they use that the girl about to hand me my drink had some big fawkin titties on her. When she hands me the drink I can see she's kind of dorky looking and then she turned to the side to grab the bag of food and I could see she really had a bangin body with a big plump bubble butt. Then she hands me the bag and tries to say my order but she can't spit the words out. By now I realize that she's actually retarded and not just nerdy as fuck. She was very Bobo-ish with glasses and a big nose with huge lips. I know, I know. But I promise if you all saw her from the neck down you'd go "WOULD".

You left out the ending where you held up the line by writing your cell number on the back of the receipt and saying "Call me... Don't tell your parents, stupid. And for the love of God, please spend at least 4 hours with makeup, a paint roller and plaster that shit on. Don't make me lose my hard-on without it."