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Enough is enough with this shit
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You don't have a service dog you fucking queer, you just don't want people petting your dog
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People needing to bring their faggot dogs with them everywherr is an annoying trend.
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Fuckin dogs with their heads sticking out of bags. I hope the dog shits in the bag
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Just like with anything there is a legitimate use, a dog keeping a blind guy from walking into traffic, and then there is the abuse, clutching your fucking emotional support teacup Yorkie because another human may have smiled at you and caused a panic attack.
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Fuck you pal, I love dogs
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Pretty sure they wear the vest they bought online to make them bringing fido indoors everywhere they go seem legitimate. Less of an anti petting thing imo since anyone with a pet knows people will stop and interrupt you no matter what.
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Dogs with obvious anxiety issues who are owned by people with obvious anxiety issues is my favorite. It's almost like the dog picks up on their owners mental illnesses and adopts them as their own.
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Kind of like how Pat's dog turned into an emotionless lizard.
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Well trained dogs you can ignore. But these faggots enter stores with little shitheads that knock things around, and on the street they let their dogs walk off to the side and stretch their leash out in everyone's way.
Fucking faggots, I'm sick of dancing around dog piss. If you don't pick up your dog's shit I hope you get mauled by a pitbull
Fucking faggots, I'm sick of dancing around dog piss. If you don't pick up your dog's shit I hope you get mauled by a pitbull
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My mom studied the 'tism for 40 years and this is exactly what she says is doing it. It makes me laugh seeing people clutch their skirts over vaccines while shoving tablets and big macs down their kids' throats.
Anywhoo, when I worked with the public, there was a big ol gal who had a dog who could smell when she was going to go into diabetic shock. My boss, also fat, didn't believe her so she made us look it up and ask around to make sure. Apparently there are some chihuahuas or other dogs that can do that. Don't know exactly what a little yippie dog like that can do about it though. If it starts yapping, most people will ignore it because that's what those fucking dogs do all the time over nothing. The poor thing was shaking and nervous as shit.
Anything to not stop eating cake I guess.
Who doesn't? Go get your own and leave people alone
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How about don't take your dog onto the train or into stores and offices and then act like an eye-rolling faggot when it sniffs and jumps on people who then want to pet it
And why don’t you leave your lunch at home if you don’t want me to grab some chips. Just leave people and their dogs alone if that’s what they want.
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what about when the jump on you? taser?
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I keep a one-eyed rescue pitbull on a choke chain any time I know I'll be around children.
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I was at Whole Foods last night and 2 different people in there had dogs. One of them had 3 fucking dogs. When did this start being OK?
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How do you think they'd react if you screamed "GIT" at the dog for jumping up you instead of being friendly and petting it? Better or worse?
My dad would 100% yell at someone's service dog and I'm sure he has. He's always had super well trained golden retrievers and loved them all but has zero time or patience for any other dog. Any time he caught the neighbours' dogs on our property he'd be like the dad from A Christmas Story chasing off the Bumpus hounds. I'd be like "oh, cool! A friendly dog!" And he'd come running past me all "GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHEREYOUCOCKSUCKER!!" And he sounds like James Earl Jones, so he can scare the shit out of any dog.
I see people like this taking their dogs everywhere and I constantly hope some massive dogfight breaks out and all the cool “dog lovers” are forced to beat the dogs into submission and then they all sue one another.
I was standing in line to get a fucking sandwich at this place near my house the other day and there are three dogs chillin with their owners out on the sidewalk and they start growling and barking at each other. The owners get all uncomfortable and have to like cope with the fact that maybe their dog isn’t as nice and peaceful as you think, faggot.
My dad brings our family lab around town a good bit these days but she’s getting old and senile so she can’t hear/see that good so she’s like always trying to fuck up other dogs. At least my dad just openly tells everyone that comes up with another dog that shes going to try and fuck your dog up lol
I was standing in line to get a fucking sandwich at this place near my house the other day and there are three dogs chillin with their owners out on the sidewalk and they start growling and barking at each other. The owners get all uncomfortable and have to like cope with the fact that maybe their dog isn’t as nice and peaceful as you think, faggot.
My dad brings our family lab around town a good bit these days but she’s getting old and senile so she can’t hear/see that good so she’s like always trying to fuck up other dogs. At least my dad just openly tells everyone that comes up with another dog that shes going to try and fuck your dog up lol