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As usual Fatrick is sucking on the teat of denial as much as he is sucking on bottles of beer. Both help black out the huge disparity between his imagined life and reality.
Pig needs to know so he can strategize Ukraine's countermoves.
We know he loves to play armchair General and was bragging about being over there but being unable... He got very quiet when an international brigade
This image should be attached to EVERY tweet in which he posts military/gun/writing advice.Pig needs to know so he can strategize Ukraine's countermoves.
Except..
If Trump was in office and the same moves were made. Pat would be screaming " You got blood on your hands for not getting involved in the war early" and how he is responsible for tens of thousands of ukranians dying. We know pat doesnt like how biden handled this but he cant bring himself to keep the same energy as he would if a republican did the same thing. The only consistency pat has is that of a bowl of oatmeal.We know he loves to play armchair General and was bragging about being over there but being unable... He got very quiet when an international brigade
was formed...and then he was waffling about a powerful strong WAMAN who was 'ghost of Kyiv', the famous tank vs paint thing... I bet he will come out with some ridiculous fucking strategy he thinks will work how Ukraine can take down warships...
Skimming through Wikipedia and playing strategy games on easy is about as much research as this stupid fat fuck can or will do.
Wait for him to be nasty and toxic to someone with actual Naval combat experience and say shit like
A reply to an awful take of his, for example:
'Well Patrick, I must disagree. Thsts not actually how that system works. It's designed very differently and following that strategy would be incredibly dangerous. No commander would be so foolhardy'
'no you are wrong. Hush now child and let the grown ups talk about things you know nothing about'.
'well I spent 28 years in the Navy, eventually getting to a position where I drew up combat plans for carrier groups, commanded a destroyer and was on a panel helping design that actual system. I have several years of combat experience in the Gulf and dealing with pirates in Africa too. I've graduated top 5% in an advanced class of naval stratgey. Sorry to disagree but you are just very wrong. ''
'As if I care about your experience.go tell your 10 followers how wrong you are. I think I know that weapons system a bit better. You are delusional. '
'Well i helped design it. I've been in combat with similar situations.Sorry I can't help you see reason. Have a lovely day'
'wrong. I see nothing but reason. I certainly don't need the help of someone with 10 followers for anything. Just because you designed it means nothing. Good thing you aren't helping defend Ukraine now.'
Then he blocks them.
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