You are not supposed to flirt on or hit women in person anymore, only via an app - is this true?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This isn’t how my ancestors envisioned things when we won WW1.

 

[DMbA]

me punching BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 via an app

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Personally I just rape them.


Not really though. That would be illegal.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Personally I just rape them.


Not really though. That would be illegal.

You never had the makings of a JV wrestler anyways.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You can squirt on em, just don't flirt on em


Knowhuddamean?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

have some mustard whore!

 

[not that Jack Horner]

i recently made out with some chick, she wanted to see big jack horner (my penis)

i say, only if you pull it out, so it aint weird on the consent thing

she pulled it out, gazed at the 5th wonder of the world, then wanted me to buy her a beer

im like, naw

she then goes and tells my other female friend i just whipped my dick out, to make me sound like some jewey louie

bitches are evil

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

i recently made out with some chick, she wanted to see big jack horner (my penis)

i say, only if you pull it out, so it aint weird on the consent thing

she pulled it out, gazed at the 5th wonder of the world, then wanted me to buy her a beer

im like, naw

she then goes and tells my other female friend i just whipped my dick out, to make me sound like some jewey louie

bitches are evil

As a rule of thumb, I never pull my dick out in public.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

As a rule of thumb, I never pull my dick out in public.

does your dick look like a thumb?

my penis could model, its my best feature and i dont see why bitches can flaunts their fat tits and ass but jackie cant let his flag fly when hes feeling it

this society is bitch made and you aint helping by man shaming me

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

does your dick look like a thumb?

my penis could model, its my best feature and i dont see why bitches can flaunts their fat tits and ass but jackie cant let his flag fly when hes feeling it

this society is bitch made and you aint helping by man shaming me

I’m not shaming you, I’m just saying showing your dick to a woman at a bar is probably not a good idea. You should have bought her the drink, stupid. Usually it goes drink then asking to see your cock.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I believe the rules allow for pissing on women as long as you set it up through an app, but you’ll catch hell if you so much as glance at their asses on full display at the gym.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I’m not shaming you, I’m just saying showing your dick to a woman at a bar is probably not a good idea. You should have bought her the drink, stupid. Usually it goes drink then asking to see your cock.

thats why you are the stupid one, i wasnt at a bar, i was bar adjacent out of respect for the establishment

also this chick aint getting no free drinks from me acting like she was acting

plus if you saw my dick, youd probably need a drink to process it

if i bought a drink for every woman who wanted to see my penis, well even as a rich man i couldnt budget that

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

thats why you are the stupid one, i wasnt at a bar, i was bar adjacent out of respect for the establishment

also this chick aint getting no free drinks from me acting like she was acting

plus if you saw my dick, youd probably need a drink to process it

if i bought a drink for every woman who wanted to see my penis, well even as a rich man i couldnt budget that

Do women regularly ask you to see your penis but still don’t fuck you? That doesn’t generally track.

 

[TheNanaDook]

Don't listen to women about anything. Ever.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Personally I just rape them.


Not really though. That would be illegal.

Hello, fellow rape enthusiast.

 

[Chapel]

Its not flirting if I’m naked apart from a ski mask, boots and my rape cape

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Do women regularly ask you to see your penis but still don’t fuck you? That doesn’t generally track.