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I didn't jerk off for 3 months in a row. The day after I jerked off*, I was the most productive at work I had ever been. Got so much done because I could actually concentrate.

nofap is fucking retarded.

*I went through my cousin jackie's laundry... found a pair of her panties... and came.. LIKE AN ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!
 
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Not sure where I stand on the nofap. I'm definitely against porn. Either way if you're involved with a forum/subreddit dedicated to discussing the pros and cons of not masturbating, that's fucking retarded.
I used to pick the most annoying posts on nofap and DM them porn. I go back and forth on whether that was fucked up of me or not. They really hated that, I got a lot of distraught replies.
 

Patrick O'Neal

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Nofap is pseudo science obviously. Having sex is ok but masturbating is not, because your dick can tell the difference somehow, and tells your body to produce testosterone accordingly. Nice shoehorning of that fact into your movement so it fits the chad narrative, stupid.
 
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Nofap is obviously gay but if you hold it in awhile you got that dawg in you, and helps pussies be more sexually aggressive and assertive. Take a couple weeks off and you stop worrying about if they’ll like you go into hunter mode thinking about how you’re gonna outsmart and trap this lil piggie like you’re a savage from Apocalypto.
 

Harry Powell

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Nofap is obviously gay but if you hold it in awhile you got that dawg in you, and helps pussies be more sexually aggressive and assertive. Take a couple weeks off and you stop worrying about if they’ll like you go into hunter mode thinking about how you’re gonna outsmart and trap this lil piggie like you’re a savage from Apocalypto.
I haven’t beaten off in at least 6 weeks. It’s great. Improved everything. And when you do get to have sex you’re all fawkin’ in and you blow mega loads
 

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I doubt it's useful in any context except when you're trying to sleep with a new girl. When I was single, jerking off would stop me from making a lot of bad decisions. "Should I go on tinder tonight and find some weird stranger that will show up to my apartment fat and never want to leave?" >>jerks off<< "Nah".
 
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