Yes, Fatrick. Is it.

[guest]

I decide what you go by, Fatrick.

 

[guest]

All my replies containing any variation of FAT, i.e. fatass, fatso, Fatrick, fatbody, fatface, Fatman, Fatricio, etc. seem to have been taken down in violation of Twitter rules.

Fatrick has somehow finagled Twitter to ban me specifically, through my VPN, from typing the letters F-A-T.
I win. I am the greatest Fatposter of all time.
I did it, Dad!

 

[Hudson]

Future psychotherapists are going to study Pat for decades.

I'm thinkin' he'll probably get the notoriety that he so craves. Sadly, it'll probably be for being a megadunce.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Future psychotherapists are going to study Pat for decades.

I'm thinkin' he'll probably get the notoriety that he so craves. Sadly, it'll probably be for being a megadunce.

So you’re saying that he won’t be remembered for writing the great American novel….IN SPACE?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s amazing how twitter is his entire life even though it’s a dying social media platform. I can’t remember the last news story that involved twitter since Trump was the only person keeping it relevant. To take twitter this seriously at 41 (almost 42!) is astounding.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

I can't imagine doing this all day. This is serious autism, he needs a handler..

 

[DominusOdium]

That thing I just responded to isn't what I respond to, child. You're a mentally ill stlaker and tweeting at me is a felony because I say so.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I can't imagine doing this all day. This is serious autism, he needs a handler..

Exactly, and even better if his handler knows a little something about SEO and... oh.

Scratch that, I guess.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

All my replies containing any variation of FAT, i.e. fatass, fatso, Fatrick, fatbody, fatface, Fatman, Fatricio, etc. seem to have been taken down in violation of Twitter rules.

Fatrick has somehow finagled Twitter to ban me specifically, through my VPN, from typing the letters F-A-T.
I win. I am the greatest Fatposter of all time.
I did it, Dad!

No child, they haven't been.

No child, I didn't.

No child, you didn't. No child, you're not.

No child, you didn't.

You have been instructed to cease creating spoof Twitter accounts. To continue to do so constitutes felony Twitter harassment.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

So you’re saying that he won’t be remembered for writing the great American novel….IN SPACE?

The Great Fatsby.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

All my replies containing any variation of FAT, i.e. fatass, fatso, Fatrick, fatbody, fatface, Fatman, Fatricio, etc. seem to have been taken down in violation of Twitter rules.

Fatrick has somehow finagled Twitter to ban me specifically, through my VPN, from typing the letters F-A-T.
I win. I am the greatest Fatposter of all time.
I did it, Dad!

holeeeeshit that's amazing at true
we're all just competing for second now