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It must be tough being a police detective. You see pictures of dead bodies, you hear stories of missing family children, and have to deal with grieving family. No wonder a lot of them hit the bottle.

But then one day, you get a new assignment. Pat's little collection of pest text messages lands on your desk and suddenly you love coming into work again. No more stops at the police bar to drown your sorrows. No more late night fights with the wife as she wonders if you're even the man she married anymore.

Now she's ASKING you to bring the work home, because she's dying to know what's so funny. Now she's signing up to the police force too. It's Mr and Mrs Detective, Special Ribs Unit.
 
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It must be tough being a police detective. You see pictures of dead bodies, you hear stories of missing family children, and have to deal with grieving family. No wonder a lot of them hit the bottle.

But then one day, you get a new assignment. Pat's little collection of pest text messages lands on your desk and suddenly you love coming into work again. No more stops at the police bar to drown your sorrows. No more late night fights with the wife as she wonders if you're even the man she married anymore.

Now she's ASKING you to bring the work home, because she's dying to know what's so funny. Now she's signing up to the police force too. It's Mr and Mrs Detective, Special Ribs Unit.

The police are going to be very annoyed/happy they got to waste time on the clock listening to the OUT TAKES Boom Boomerson left on Rick's voicemail last weekend, nevermind the Vocaroos that got posted. There were 20-30 where Boom cracked up in the middle and those got sent to authorities as well.

What's great is he left his voicemail box FULL for the rest of the weekend just so he could hand them to the police. What if Nikky had an emergency and had to contact him? He cares more about filing frivolous evidence to the police than he does about his marriage.
 
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