YAAAS SLAY QUEEN! WE SPIDERMAN NOW NIGGA!!

[Stealthygeekfan]

The future is female. Women are funny, get used to it. #transrightsarehumanrights

 

[PogromStallone]

Isabela Merced, on the left, is gonna blow up soon. This shitty movie, season 2 of The Last of Us, new Superman movie and the next Alien movie.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Surely out the millions of liberal left leaning creatives, someone, somewhere could take all these social ideas and turn them into a movie that's actually worth watching. I'm not even bothered by the gender politics any more. Everyone with half a brain knows its retarded. I'm just offended by how lazy and cynical the studios are with this bit.

 

[Podcasting 101]

I completely get the annoyance, but this isn't any gayer or lamer than the original shit, is it? Any way, you can look forward to its failure.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I completely get the annoyance, but this isn't any gayer or lamer than the original shit, is it? Any way, you can look forward to its failure.

My suspension of disbelief starts with who their suit-guy is

 

[Stealthygeekfan]

I completely get the annoyance, but this isn't any gayer or lamer than the original shit, is it? Any way, you can look forward to its failure.

"We need masks hide our identities but they should only cover a minor fraction of our face. All our defining features should still be visible."

 

[Honey Badger]

Which one even is this? There’s been so many superhero movies with three POC female leads in the last year, I legitimately have no idea what’s going on anymore

 

[Cuphead]

Which one even is this? There’s been so many superhero movies with three POC female leads in the last year, I legitimately have no idea what’s going on anymore

Madame Web. Its a shitty Sony movie that will certainly flop.

 

[BoomerSperg]

How many of these movies have to lose money before they stop?

I'm glad I quit watching capeshit after the first iron man, Spiderman and hulk.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I completely get the annoyance, but this isn't any gayer or lamer than the original shit, is it? Any way, you can look forward to its failure.

Yeah, other than one of them being race-swapped, every one of these character have been in the books for like 30 or more years. They're not particularly good characters, but nothing about this other than scraping the bottom of the barrel for Spider-IPs is new.

 

[N64 Cube]

The future is female. Women are funny, get used to it. #transrightsarehumanrights

Is it supposed to be some kind of spider girl movie or something?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

"We need masks hide our identities but they should only cover a minor fraction of our face. All our defining features should still be visible."

why do niggers think afros look good? there hair looks like pubes, child

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

why do niggers think afros look good? there hair looks like pubes, child

Black people do things that annoy white people just to annoy those white people. Have big fucked up afros, walk slowly across the road, talk loudly on speakerphone, etc.

 

[CutesyMissy]

This looks like a somehow cheaper Power Rangers spin-off.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Isabela Merced, on the left, is gonna blow up soon. This shitty movie, season 2 of The Last of Us and the next Alien movie.

I like her but I think she would have blown up by now if she was going to. Sydney Sweeney is going to be a megastar though.

I also worked on this a bit so YMMV.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Which one even is this? There’s been so many superhero movies with three POC female leads in the last year, I legitimately have no idea what’s going on anymore

Two*

 

[SensibleKeks]

Raimi's Spiderman will always be the superior version.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Madame Web. Its a shitty Sony movie that will certainly flop.

More like Madame W.E.B. Du Bois

 

[PickleRickle]

I like how the suits look on their cunts.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I like how the suits look on their cunts.

This guy gets it.