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At least it does sound less gay and more like porn.Good. I never felt right saying the words "TWITTER" and "TWEETING" and associating them with my conduct.
Why hasn't he died yet? Motherfucker is mid west trash, drinks all day, and is egotistical enough that he thinks the statements are profound. I think if I ran into him at a bar, I would call him a fat fuck.
Felony envisioning a minor squabbleI think if I ran into him at a bar, I would call him a fat fuck.
Which thank god doesn’t happen!Felony envisioning a minor squabble
You're not wrong, but I'm grateful to be alive during a time when can watch what happens when you give an autistic man a bunch of money and let him run amok with rocketships, cars driven by insane AIs, etc. At least when he fucks up twatter, no one will die unless it's by suicide.Spend $44billion on useless social media company. Take away ability for anyone to even make or read posts. Rename site to extremely generic name destroying the only valuable thing about it. The brand name.
But world's greatest businessman and genius of course. Early life history check? Oh wait he hires a company to prevent people from talking about his father's (((ancestry))) and blood diamond mines. Just ignore Elon's facial features.
He's not actually doing any of this. It's just his Mossad handlers. The people I know who have been around Musk all say he looks coked out at all times. Just like Bill Gates never touched computers and was busy doing other stuff. Or Bill Clinton had hours of free time to bang interns or George Bush and Trump spent their presidential days playing golf nonstop. These guys are just the faces of whatever the CIA or Mossad wants them to be.You're not wrong, but I'm grateful to be alive during a time when can watch what happens when you give an autistic man a bunch of money and let him run amok with rocketships, cars driven by insane AIs, etc. At least when he fucks up twatter, no one will die unless it's by suicide.
Spend $44billion on useless social media company. Take away ability for anyone to even make or read posts. Rename site to extremely generic name destroying the only valuable thing about it. The brand name.
But world's greatest businessman and genius of course. Early life history check? Oh wait he hires a company to prevent people from talking about his father's (((ancestry))) and blood diamond mines. Just ignore Elon's facial features.
Lamborghini, the entire company and brand, is worth four times less than Twitter.
I’m just X-ing you a question.Good. I never felt right saying the words "TWITTER" and "TWEETING" and associating them with my conduct.
I’m just X-ing you a question.
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