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I think it's hilarious and will really hurt small businesses.
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I was at McDonald's the other day, and even the dummy employees were starting to figure out inflation-- the dopes who push for $15 minimum wage are either retarded or they want a full on recession/depression- Great reset.I think it's hilarious and will really hurt small businesses.
You're not going anywhere 'til you approve my store transfer request, cocksucker. Then you can drop dead.We're fucked. It's been nice knowing all of you
the guy tweeting on his fart couch and spends every 6 months on vacation is getting 6 figures off the government, with the occasions like the PPP loans for more free gibs, yet the people you actually meet and provide you a service are the bad one for demanding more. idk something is so fuckedI’m ok with it. People who have jobs and are contributing to society should be able to afford to live.
what they need to do though to make up for it is cut taxes and handouts to layabouts. Anyone who isn’t elderly or profoundly disabled should have to work for their money.
Yep. If you’re going to take money from the government then they should be able to force you to go pick up trash on the highway or work a shift at the DMV or something. Earn your keepthe guy tweeting on his fart couch and spends every 6 months on vacation is getting 6 figures off the government, with the occasions like the PPP loans for more free gibs, yet the people you actually meet and provide you a service are the bad one for demanding more. idk something is so fucked
Yeah because you can sit on your ass and collect almost the same amount of gibs for nothing. They need to close that loophole.All around the suburbs of Chicago, every fast-food place has signs advertising starting at $15/hr, and they all still struggle to find people. Went from lots of places being open 24 hours a day to nobody open past 9pm.
The Tomlinson methodwhy haven't you taken the DEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a mortgage. want a new car?
you're qualified, just go to a $0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans?
just stop paying them and let them garnish your wages, they can't garnish >25%. if you aren't living the DEBTMAXX lifestyle you aren't living.
it's simply a matter of showing up, speaking with the loan officer, looking him in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you want DEBT.
-ALL BANKS AND CREDITORS KNOW YOU BY NAME
-DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
-STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
-NEVER ANSWER THE DOOR (CAN'T GET SERVED DEBT PAPERS)
-DEBIT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
-LEASED LUXURY CAR WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
-HOUSE 6X YOUR SALARY ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
-STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
-ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
-NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY
-8 CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
Thank me later
I think the whole point...A good business shouldn't rely on exploiting low end workers tho, $100 more a week for someone isn't much to make them compound their productivity and profits for you.I think it's hilarious and will really hurt small businesses.
Yeah for real. That was by far the best part of COVID other than all those fat people dying.Its perfect. I'd rather order my meal from a touchscreen that won't fuck it up.
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