wwawdf sausage rolls / gordon ramsay thread 37

[Riccardo Bosi]

People who don't like sausage rolls are faggots, niggers, kikes, and Tomlinsons

 

[Monk]

They aren't a thing over here in the States but they look delicious. Only know about them from golf and Gordon Ramsay but mostly golf because it's a popular thing to eat after finishing the front nine, before playing the back. We do hot dogs over here and there's nothing better than a turn dog and an ice-cold drink on a hot day while golfing.

 

[guest]

They’re called Saucijzenbroodjes over here and they’re fucking delicious! I’m starving now, Earl we got any in the back?

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Saucijzenbroodjes

Goddamn that’s a silly language

 

[guest]

Goddamn that’s a silly language

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

thats actually some kind of gourmet? can buy it in bakery where i live and whenever i had one it was always very dry and salty, not a fan tbchwy

 

[Stent]

Couple of them after a night on the sauce. Perfect night.

Dan, that's a reference to antipodean heart disease.

They’re called Saucijzenbroodjes over here and they’re fucking delicious! I’m starving now, Earl we got any in the back?

Vers eruit, baas.

 

[guest]

Goddamn that’s a silly based language

Fixed that for you. You’re welcome.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

thats actually some kind of gourmet? can buy it in bakery where i live and whenever i had one it was always very dry and salty, not a fan tbchwy

My customers say they're delicious

 

[guest]

My customers say they're delicious

They say never stick your sausage roll in crazy but imagine how freaky she has to be in the bedroom. I still won’t do it cause i don’t want her to pull a Lorena Bobbitt on me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They aren't a thing over here in the States but they look delicious. Only know about them from golf and Gordon Ramsay but mostly golf because it's a popular thing to eat after finishing the front nine, before playing the back. We do hot dogs over here and there's nothing better than a turn dog and an ice-cold drink on a hot day while golfing.

I golf 3 times per week, weather permitting and I’ve never heard of them. The best thing at the turn is 5 beers for the back nine on an empty stomach.

 

[MonsterSteve]

She's the type who would fake a pregnancy to keep you around.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

They say never stick your sausage roll in crazy but imagine how freaky she has to be in the bedroom. I still won’t do it cause i don’t want her to pull a Lorena Bobbitt on me.

I think she's the opposite; I think she's asexual and doesn't enjoy sex. But she would cut your peckah off, yes.

 

[guest]

I think she's the opposite; I think she's asexual and doesn't enjoy sex. But she would cut your peckah off, yes.

Only one way to find out, for da show!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think she's the opposite; I think she's asexual and doesn't enjoy sex. But she would cut your peckah off, yes.

Who is this? She looks familiar.

 

[Monk]

I golf 3 times per week, weather permitting and I’ve never heard of them.

Probably because you're American. Limeys eat sausage rolls at the turn and don't drink while golfing.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Who is this? She looks familiar.

That's crazy cunt Amy from Amy's Baking Company. She's Fatrick if he owned a cafe.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Probably because you're American. Limeys eat sausage rolls at the turn and don't drink while golfing.

And yet you wonder why all the best golfers in the world are Americans. Get stuffed like your fat wife eating a sausage roll, Limey.

 

[guest]

And yet you wonder why all the best golfers in the world are Americans. Get stuffed like your fat wife eating a sausage roll, Limey.

Hurtful.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hurtful.

Big boy brought the bat today. Fawkin, okay? *sniff*