wwawdf not getting anybody Xmas gifts because we're not 5

[Riccardo Bosi]

this guy knows what's up

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Prezzies

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Or because you're a Muslim from Britain

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Or because you're from Britain

ftfy

Brevity is the soul of wit, child.

 

[guest]

Can’t see your picture but I 100% agree with it. I stopped giving adults presents years ago and finally got my family to go along with it. My brother’s damn wife always fucks it up though. She bring us stuff even though we all agreed no gifts and makes everyone feel bad because we don’t have anything for her.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Can’t see your picture but I 100% agree with it. I stopped giving adults presents years ago and finally got my family to go along with it. My brother’s damn wife always fucks it up though. She bring us stuff even though we all agreed no gifts and makes everyone feel bad because we don’t have anything for her.

Why can't the niggers of the world just understand that they can just bring a cake, potato salad, a bottle of wine etc. and be done with it?

Gift cards are a retarded idea, too. Oh, great, $100 that's only good in a few stores, that means I gotta buy something that's over a hundred bucks to maximize the card's worth. I can buy my own shoes. Fucking morons.

 

[guest]

I really wanted to buy all my forum friends some nice clogs. I feel like an asshole now

 

[guest]

Why can't the niggers of the world just understand that they can just bring a cake, potato salad, a bottle of wine etc. and be done with it?

Gift cards are a retarded idea, too. Oh, great, $100 that's only good in a few stores, that means I gotta buy something that's over a hundred bucks to maximize the card's worth. I can buy my own shoes. Fucking morons.

For sure, gift cards are 100% jew bullshit. I don’t know how they convinced people that a $100 Outback Steakhouse gift card is better than a crisp Benjamin.

The only thing they’re good for is when you get them on a discount. I buy myself potbelly gift cards at Costco because they sell them for 20-25% off.

 

[johnnynoname]

I love my mom....I'm not a mama's boy but I love her

I preface that because even she gets a hug from me....I'm broke and she wants for nothing......

okay- I do try to give her a hundy and tell her to go to the casino....she never takes it though

That's why I legit smh at niggas who go Christmas shopping....schmucks

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I really wanted to buy all my forum friends some nice clogs. I feel like an asshole now

Sweet gesture, Treeks. Think of the shipping costs to send all those wooden shoes to Milwaukee, though.

 

[guest]

My mommy always used to say, Treeky your presence, love and kindness is the best christmas gift a mother could ask for, God bless her.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I luckily have a small family so I don’t have to get many gifts but I usually get everyone a bottle of liquor and call it good. I think I’m gonna do pot gummies this year

 

[Huh?]

My mommy always used to say, Treeky your presence, love and kindness is the best christmas gift a mother could ask for, God bless her.

What happened to your mommy?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Dinner later

 

[Ladynyahh]

How did Patrick's tweet go? "Prezzies now. Dinner later." Or some retarded shit like that?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

My mommy always used to say, Treeky your presence, love and kindness is the best christmas gift a mother could ask for, God bless her.

I thought you and mommy were having problems baby boy? wha happen?

 

[guest]

Agreed. Christmas is meaningless once you're above the age of 18/19 still expecting presents. After 30 something, it's utterly valueless without kids. I've got 3. If I could go back and do anything again, it would be to start a family earlier. Not 3 by 35, but 6 by 35. It would've been cool to be a dad at 25 years old or whatever

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

You’re a 19 year old fire academy probie and you’re fucking my wife? What am I 12?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Nah, I fuck with gifts - no shame. I bought my woman a ton of shit this year. I hook my folks up, too. I get them all sorts of dumb shit they don't even realize exists. Roomba fucking blew their minds one year. I'll usually get my uncle a quarter bag of weed and a few gifts for a couple other family members, too. A few buddies will get booze or cigars, my girl gives the cleaning lady a card with cash and I hook up the lawn guy with a $50 handshake and a merry Christmas.

People get me gifts, too. Fuck it, I like it.

 

[guest]

I like spontaneous, thoughtful gifts. Not just gifts out of obligation. The best gifts are the ones you don’t expect, not necessarily on a holiday or birthday.