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WWAWD working at fast food joints?
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I worked at a Smoothie King when I was like 16. Wasnt bad, I don’t remember ever having rude customers. Niggers and trashy people dont really go there
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It must suck so I'm always courteous to the people working there.
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I work at an upscale fast food restaurant but it’s nice because I don’t have to interact with customers. I just make the bread bowls at night and am a sandwich artisan by day.
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I once had a kid smiling as he handed me my bag in the drive-thru. They shouldn't be allowed to do that, it was extremely off-putting
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I had the choice of that or gas station attendant and I took the gas station one back in the day. Closest food service job I had was pizza delivery it stunk. Thanks for sending me to only nigger neighborhoods so the other fucks could get the good tips FAGGOT!
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Every one at every chick fila I ever went to was a gay black guy
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I worked at a subway when i was a freshman in college. I once pushed a dead fly down into the tuna salad with my metal scoop when i was having a bad day. I wasn't a very convivial sandwich artist.
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Worked the back at DQ one summer in high-school, would give people extra stuff like a shitload of bacon and extra cheese even if it wasn't ordered, extra chicken tendies all that. Would never fuck with somebodies food, it's sociopathic behaviour and only one-step away from poisoning people...sick shit.
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There's a kid who works at the DQ in my town who looks and sounds like he's 10 years old. He must be the manager's kid or something. He's the only male who works there and he rules. They make him upsell shit and he thanked me for not being an asshole about it. He said people are sometimes like "NO! HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I DON'T WANT A SMALL CONE??"
Another time I got a Blizzard when it was hot as fuck out and there was a line I'm the drive through and he was like "I'm not gonna do the flip it upside down thing because it's kinda melted and you'll kick my ass." He got in shit for starting a full on conversation with me about my truck through the drive thru window one time.
His sign-off is "have a fun rest of your day!" and I'm always genuinely like "I will, dude! YOU have a fun rest of YOUR day!" I want to adopt him. He reminds me of Butters. He's a very pleasant, sunny little fucker. Like if I told him to fuck off he'd be like "You bet, mister!" and hustle to fuck off as fast as he could, then I'd see him in the distance and he'd yell "Am I fucked off to your satisfaction, sir?" I'd be like "yeah" and he'd give me a thumbs up and yell "have a fun rest of your day!" I love him.
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Lol one time I almost Bagel Boss'd on a kid at McDonald's. The drive thru window opened and him and another kid were laughing about something and he was still laughing while he was giving me my food. I was almost like "YOU FUCKIN' TALKIN' SHIT??" and then I realized I would've looked like a retard.
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Did you jerk off in the freezer?