WWAWD wearing shoes indoors?

[Curator]

What's the benefit? Don't your floors get dirty?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Barefoot brotherhood

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Shoes? You mean foot prisons?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

 

[WhereWeAt]

The only people you don't tell to take off their shoes upon entering your home are plumbers or construction workers. For that matter, those are the only people who socially should even try to enter your domicile without taking their shoes off first without being asked. If I have to ask you to remove your shoes I assume it's because you have repugnant foot odor and belong outside anyway.

Not ashamed to say I save hotel shower caps to put on their shoes for these occasions

 

[aRTie02150]

The only people you don't tell to take off their shoes upon entering your home are plumbers or construction workers. For that matter, those are the only people who socially should even try to enter your domicile without taking their shoes off first without being asked. If I have to ask you to remove your shoes I assume it's because you have repugnant foot odor and belong outside anyway.

My Irish grandmother had a bizarre obsession with the English royal family and would collect China plates with their faces on them "in case the Queen comes here for dinner." She used used to say it was an old tradition to stash away special fancy tableware in the event the monarch or president ever had to stop at your house to eat. I don't know if that's true or not, but if dead Queen Elizabeth comes to my house I'm telling her to take her fucking shoes off.

Absolutely. If she kicks up a fuss about being a royal and not having to take her shoes off, tell her to hit the skids.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I wear my shoes indoors, cus I’m not a fishhead gook.

 

[aRTie02150]

I wear my shoes indoors, cus I’m not a fishhead gook.

Curious. Do you sweep and mop your floors?

 

[DominusOdium]

Wearing shoes that you wore outdoors, inside, is fucking disgusting. You wanna have some Mr Rogers house shoes or slippers waiting next to your cardigan when you come inside, fine. But take that shit off and don't drag the filth of the world around my house.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have crocs I wear in the house. I take my boots or whatever off and put my crocs on right at the door like a white trash Mr. Rogers.

 

[PickleRickle]

Shoes in the house is next level nigger nonsense. I dont get it.

 

[JebJoh]

I wear my shoes indoors, cus I’m not a fishhead gook.

Pictures or you’re a fish head gook.

 

[BUBBLER]

I wear my shoes indoors, cus I’m not a fishhead gook.

Nice smelly feet, stupid

 

[BUBBLER]

Shoes in the house is next level nigger nonsense. I dont get it.

Sneakers while fucking, but there's no pant on

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

WWAW washing your sneakers in the washer? I didn’t learn this was a thing until an ex mentioned she did it for her workout shoes or some shit.

I thought everybody just wore them until they stank and then it was time to get new ones.

 

[BUBBLER]

WWAW washing your sneakers in the washer? I didn’t learn this was a thing until an ex mentioned she did it for her workout shoes or some shit.

I thought everybody just wore them until they stank and then it was time to get new ones.

If someone washed their shoes in my washing machine i would throw it away

 

[Stent]

I thought everybody just wore them until they stank and then it was time to get new ones.

Shoes or girlfriends?

Ey, Ben Affleck as Phil Knight in the movie Air, didja hear what I said? He said "I thought everybody just wore them until they stank and then it was time to get new ones." and I said "Shoes or girlfriends?"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

If someone washed their shoes in my washing machine i would throw it away

How do you keep them clean?

 

[PickleRickle]

How do you keep them clean?

Take the sole out and hand wash the inside of the shoes. Replace sole with new one. Putting that shit in the washing machine is fucked. I've never heard of that. Whats next, washing your chicken from the super market?
But to be honest, I have always worn mine until they stink and then I get a new pair. Maybe workout runners are different, maybe your bitches feet stunk like shit all the time cause she was a filthy girl with dirty and gross feet. I dunno, just spitballin.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Take the sole out and hand wash the inside of the shoes. Replace sole with new one. Putting that shit in the washing machine is fucked. I've never heard of that. Whats next, washing your chicken from the super market?
But to be honest, I have always worn mine until they stink and then I get a new pair. Maybe workout runners are different, maybe your bitches feet stunk like shit all the time cause she was a filthy girl with dirty and gross feet. I dunno, just spitballin.

This is all new territory to me so I’m open to ideas.