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WWAWD Varmints
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They blow up preddy gud.
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Expected this and it still makes me howl at brutal it is.
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My ancestors were justified. Could you imagine living around this bullshit?
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I smell varmint poontang. The only good varmint poontange is dead varmint poontang. I think.
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For a while I had both a coon and a possum outside my back door but now some stray cat ran them off. My dog only hated the possum.
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About once a year, usually in the spring but this year a couple of weeks ago too, moles fuck up my lawn and I spend a month or two getting it back to its former splendour. I always assumed they were the size of rabbits judging by the size of the molehills they make. Found a dead one last weekend and the cocksucker was tiny, the size of a hamster or rat. Left him to rot so maybe the others will fuck off too
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Shot a ton of groundhogs in my day
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I’ve been known to shoot a skunk or two
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48 hours ago I would've said that I'm all in with them and they're adorable and amusing. However, finally going through some old trail cam footage I found an old video of two raccoons fucking swimming in my pond (well, hunting). That's new to me. I figured they'd at most sit at the edge to drink or grab whatever they could reach. Suffice to say I've spent the entire weekend plotting out a surveillance and response/deterrence solution.
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First time I ever actually saw a mole, I thought it was a huge caterpillar. We get a lot of critter activity around here. Way too many deer, lots of raccoons, skunks, hedgehogs, some foxes, the occasional coyote and bear. And billions of squirrels.
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Some varmint took a shit in my driveway last night and the dog tried to eat it. I wish I could love all the varmints like Johnny Appleseed but they can be annoying little bastards. I particularly hate beavers. Industrious little cocksuckers. Whenever I get out of my kayak to piss I'm honestly pretty scared that one's gonna come out of nowhere and bite my Achilles tendon or something. They're always pissed off.
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I laughed at your comment so I read it aloud to my husband to enjoy. His response: "Float nigger" (in reference to your canoeing).
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I am a float nigger. I just get drunk and fish. Avid kayakers are also the cyclists of the water.I laughed at your comment so I read it aloud to my husband to enjoy. His response: "Float nigger" (in reference to your canoeing).
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I saw a possum for the first time in my life last year dead on the side of the road. It blew my fucking mind. I didn't even think we had them around here because I've spent a shitload of time in the woods and I never saw one.
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It's good to have a possum on your property. They're beneficial.