WWAWD Traffic Diaper?

[guest]

Traffic is get worse and worse. Commutes are doubling and tripling. Interstate packed with stopped vehicles...how many of these people must be dying to take a dump?

I think the traffic diaper will soon be a necessity. Just let it loose and drop your deuce. And why do we call them restrooms anyway? Who's resting in there???

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Sliding hatch in the seat, like a sunroof for your ass. Someone else can come up with the clever product name, I'll get the prototype working.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I call diapers by their proper name. Cumia Homing Device.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

What the fuck do you think the compartment between the driver and passenger seat is for? CDs? What year is it?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

It's what the astronauts do so you know it's a smart move.