WWAWD Tom Hanks leaving the US for some unknown location

[Ladynyahh]

It's on Twitter so it must be true and accuraTe. I hate to say it, I've always enjoyed his work, but if it were true could it be due to pedophilia allegations? Who will be neXttttt?

 

[Not bad]

Maybe it's because of Philadelphia allegations amirite.

 

[WhereWeAt]

We're entering year 10 of Tom Hanks being moments away from arrest for pedophilia. Want proof? How but that time he tweeted about a lost glove? Checkmate, nogs.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He's a Greek citizen as well, maybe he's going there?

 

[Guest]

Easier to get adrenochrome outside of the US

 

[Andy Elliott]

He’s off raping a toddler somewhere

 

[Andy Elliott]

Remember his son Chet Hanks revealed he was sent to one of those reform schools like Mike redbar. He will gladly pay to have any problem carried away from him in the middle of the night.

 

[Single Action Army]

100% of Hollywood people rape children until proven otherwise

 

[BUBBLER]

Philippines extradites (enjoy prison Josiah)

Probably Vietnam

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Remember his son Chet Hanks revealed he was sent to one of those reform schools like Mike redbar. He will gladly pay to have any problem carried away from him in the middle of the night.

Yeah but what about Colin Hanks being an O&A fan? That’s pfg right

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yeah but what about Colin Hanks being an O&A fan? That’s pfg right

He probably got raped by Nana

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

like Mike redbar

 

[BrotherMan1488]

He probably got raped by Nana

 

[WhereWeAt]

Yeah but what about Colin Hanks being an O&A fan? That’s pfg right

Wasn't he there with Jack Black when Patrice made the stripper cry?

 

[fenrir]

Wasn't he there with Jack Black when Patrice made the stripper cry?

The midget stripper, yes:

 

[RedHeadpw2]

He's a Greek citizen as well, maybe he's going there?

Yeah, that was finalized during the Weinstein media frenzy, as I recall. The public was more aggressively questioning who all was involved in child exploitation in that industry as well. Nothing strange at all, timing wise. You should make some calls to a few goat wrasslin' cousins. Make an accident happen over there.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Yeah, that was finalized during the Weinstein media frenzy, as I recall. The public was more aggressively questioning who all was involved in child exploitation in that industry as well. Nothing strange at all, timing wise. You should make some calls to a few goat wrasslin' cousins. Make an accident happen over there.

I'll get on it

 

[Lunkhead]

100% of Hollywood people rape children until proven otherwise

Anyone incredulous to this reality is a complete faggot. "No way some overgrown theater kids surrounded by evil money-grubbing jews would molest a child. Only priests and Republicans are capable of that." Yeah no way this guy

is a kid-toucher. I mean, he's in famous movies! The media and the police would've busted him by now! I saw it on Law and Order. The bad guys always go to jail!

He's a creepy fag with a million red flags. I liked that movie growing up, especially seeing Elizabeth Perkins in her bra (weird scene for a PG movie) but Hanks definitely has some skeletons in his closet.