WWAWD Spam/scam texts?

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I think they're PFG, it's a free pass to abuse a random.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Ching chong ching chong made me chuckle

 

[Meownaw]

I wish I could find the one someone posted last year on Cumtown about the election. Something like do you support (name that sounds like something else) and they even looked it up.

 

[Meownaw]

Shout out to sillyfella on the org for finding this again and reposting it.

 

[FamilyDollar]

I got another one awhile ago in broken english asking if I was Dr something the vet. The chink said their cat wasn't eating. Even though it was almost certainly spam it still made me feel bad so I didn't call them a faggot.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I LOVE harassing scammers. mostly by phone though. I got them on the line for like 20 minutes telling them my name was Harry Baalz, until I spelled it and they wised up and hung up. Then I called back saying I was Pajeet Streetshit. I harassed the shit out of them until they immediately hung up when they saw my number.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

another of my favorites was letting the first guy go through his whole spiel like I was cooperating, then he transferred me to the head mugu to close the deal and he was like "let me get through my whole statement without interruption" to establish control and I did then he asked "do you have any questions?" and I asked him "how big is your cock?" Dude was apoplectic, screaming at me in Curry speak, or maybe yelling at the guy who sent me through.