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WWAWD shitting your pants?

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Once when i was 16 there was a cute girl coming over to hang out with me. I was a real nervois nilly and my tummy was anxious. I saw her car pull up and thought id force out the gas before she came in. Bad idea!

Felt a warm wet sensation down my inner left thigh. A rancid odor invaded the entire home! Oh no!

I run up the stairs in a sweaty panic. Doorbell rings.

Just a minute!

I toss my doody stained shorts into the hamper and slide into some new ones...phew!

We get inside, sit on the couch and i can tell shes sensing a foul odor. The smell never left. It fucking LINGERED LONGER than you could ever imagine. She lefr after an hour and was never into me again.

All been there, right fellas?
 
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Last I shit myself was in 2015.

I was sick for several days with a stomach bug and the day I felt better I decided to get some Nashville Chicken at KFC.

After I ate the KFC I hopped on the bus and noticed I was still hungry, so I ignored my stop and went down further to a nearby diner to have a Grilled Ham and Cheese, it was absolutely delicious.

I finished there and got back on the bus to head home and immediately felt my stomach rumbling. I let out a tiny fart that smelled absolutely rancid and notice the bus driver was staring directly at me through the rear mirror as he was driving the route, he wasn't happy looking.

I got off at my stop, which was next to a big parking lot which was next to my building. I decided to get off the bus and dash across the lot to get home quick, the moment I started moving I immediately shit myself. It was straight up diarrhea and I was wearing long panted under my jeans, the long pants were tucked into my socks.

I stood there just pissing out of my ass and laughing at myself. I even pissed myself because I figured why the fuck not? I'm already at the bottom. I can't imagine how I looked from afar, as someone likely seen my from their balcony.

I took the time to tear off my wife beater from though my sleeve and used it to wipe my ass. I remember the next morning heading to work and taking a picture of my shitty wife beater and sending it to my friend who replied "ahhhhhh!"

One of the funniest moments of my life.
 
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Never done it. I'd tell you if I had, genuinely. I had a friend in HS that claimed he shit his pants at home one weekend just to see what it was like. I'm pretty sure he was lying because he thought it sounded funny instead of completely retarded. But I told a bunch of people and I would laugh my fucking ass off when the occasional girl would ask him if it was true he pooped his pants and he would incredulously be like "What? NNNOOOO."
 
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aRTie02150 said:
Last I shit myself was in 2015.

I was sick for several days with a stomach bug and the day I felt better I decided to get some Nashville Chicken at KFC.

After I ate the KFC I hopped on the bus and noticed I was still hungry, so I ignored my stop and went down further to a nearby diner to have a Grilled Ham and Cheese, it was absolutely delicious.

I finished there and got back on the bus to head home and immediately felt my stomach rumbling. I let out a tiny fart that smelled absolutely rancid and notice the bus driver was staring directly at me through the rear mirror as he was driving the route, he wasn't happy looking.

I got off at my stop, which was next to a big parking lot which was next to my building. I decided to get off the bus and dash across the lot to get home quick, the moment I started moving I immediately shit myself. It was straight up diarrhea and I was wearing long panted under my jeans, the long pants were tucked into my socks.

I stood there just pissing out of my ass and laughing at myself. I even pissed myself because I figured why the fuck not? I'm already at the bottom. I can't imagine how I looked from afar, as someone likely seen my from their balcony.

I took the time to tear off my wife beater from though my sleeve and used it to wipe my ass. I remember the next morning heading to work and taking a picture of my shitty wife beater and sending it to my friend who replied "ahhhhhh!"

One of the funniest moments of my life.
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Jesus.
 
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