WWAWD Rollerblades?

[New Name]

Sister wanted a pair for Christmas so I found some well reviewed ones at a steep discount and to get a further discount and free shipping I got myself a pair. I'm fat. Like 5'10" 268lb fat. I immediately regreeted the purchase but when they came in mail I tried them on and they fit and feel awesome on my basement floor. Will I die if I try to use them? I want to go skate around US Bank stadium during winter months for some exercise and then eventually maybe ride them around town with some younger friends that do it with no concern for their own safety. Talk me in or out of it whatever


Edit: I haven't skated on rollerblades or rollerskates for about 25 years but I used to be able to but if I try to stand on a skateboard I'll fall off and hurt myself immediately.

 

[Dennyislife]

Wait for the ending.

https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1604664989658349568?t=lA_5DwR3g5hy_MeFwxUGfA&s=19

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I'm fat. Like 5'10" 268lb fat.

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Will I die if I try to use them?

Idk about death but I hope you don't have Blobby Kelly ankles.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I was just saying hi to my rollerblading buds in Central Park.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

People still rollerblade? Haven’t seen anyone do that in ages.

 

[New Name]

People still rollerblade? Haven’t seen anyone do that in ages.

I guess? It was an impulse buy

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

People still rollerblade?

No

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

To feel less gay you can buy a hockey stick and ball to skate around with, or maybe a dildo and pride flag you fucking homo

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

For it

What I hate is the electric shit with one wheel those are so fucking gay

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

To feel less gay you can buy a hockey stick and ball to skate around with, or maybe a dildo and pride flag you fucking homo

16 year old Torque’sHeadBump would call OP a “fruit booter”