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Gross if you ask me. I’ll shit at work if I really need to* but I’d never do that anywhere else. Not sure why I’ve been thinking about scat lately.
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Gross if you ask me. I’ll shit at work if I really need too but I’d never do that anywhere else. Not sure why I’ve been thinking about scat lately.
I had to read that 20 times but I think I understand what you saidIf only there was a place dedicated to discussing a tool you could use to never need to even use a toilet...
I still don’t get it.I had to read that 20 times but I think I understand what you said
Did it say nigger Jim was here?I once went into a stall where someone drew swastikas all over the inside with marker.
Hahah unfortunate but not your problem. I’m assuming you just washed your hands of the whole situation.WWAWD having explosive diarrhea in Union Station in Denver and accidentally leaving a mess on the toilets tank
Cowboy hat?An occasional necessary evil. Always double-up on the cowboy hats.
AKA ass gasket, those tissue-paper seat covers, looks like a cowboy hat from above.Cowboy hat?
The toilets are very polite.I used to be pragmatic about nasty public restrooms until I took a shit in an airport in Tokyo and learned what was possible. It was completely spotless. No hint of piss, shit or chemicals. Nothing damaged, nothing out of place. It also had those robot toilet seats that wash and blow dry your asshole, then thank you for the privilege and tell you have a nice day. I get a little misty just thinking about it.
They're life changing. I'd have one now, but my wife doesn't deserve that kind of happiness.The toilets are very polite.
It’s usually from a poor diet (American) or being an alcoholic.I wake up, take a shit, and then don't have to again until the next morning. I hear stories of people who have to shit randomly through the day and it sounds like chaos.
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