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WWAWD pissing?

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I was on my way to a ballgame, and I was stuck in traffic on the gay Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, which is an abomination of a highway. It wasn't moving at all for ten, fifteen minutes. And suddenly I had to take a piss, an urgent, gut-busting piss. So I threw it in park, jumped out, ran to the side of the road, ambled over the guardrail, and whipped it out on a little hill overlooking some godforsaken neighborhood in Brooklyn, over by where all those freaky Jew weirdos live. And I let it rip. People started honking, then a bunch of other guys jumped out of their cars, and started pissing too. I kind of felt like a hero that day. Possibly the most satisfying piss I've ever taken.
 

Turk February

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I actually developed a psychological complex, drove my ex crazy, but drove me far crazier, where if I'm in a situation where I can't piss, I immediately think and feel like I need to piss. In particular, the bus - if a ride was longer than an hour, I would meticulously look at stops on the way where I could get off and piss and catch the next bus, knowing full well, no matter how well prepared I was I would be absolutely convinced I need to piss once the bus started moving. I have no idea what caused this, it started like 3 years ago, and has persisted. It's fucked.
 

chocolatehellhole

a pizzeria with no children's menu
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I actually developed a psychological complex, drove my ex crazy, but drove me far crazier, where if I'm in a situation where I can't piss, I immediately think and feel like I need to piss. In particular, the bus - if a ride was longer than an hour, I would meticulously look at stops on the way where I could get off and piss and catch the next bus, knowing full well, no matter how well prepared I was I would be absolutely convinced I need to piss once the bus started moving. I have no idea what caused this, it started like 3 years ago, and has persisted. It's fucked.
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