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WWAWD people who can barely afford to pay their bills telling you about a fancy dinner they had last night?

aRTie02150

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Nigga I work with is broke, but he's black so he will hide his brokeness by putting himself in more debt, ya know, to look cool swag and gangsta?

Tells me about a Waygu steak he had last night that was $90.

Same nigga a few months ago had to move in with his grandmother who's in her 80s.

I told him "cool man. I had a hot pocket and cranberry ginger ale last night"

I don't think he appreciated the humor.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I worked with a dumb fuck at one of my most retard friendly jobs who had FIVE young feral idiot kids. The guy was piss poor and would constantly try to bum cigarettes off people and take home garbage juice covered toys people threw away to give to his kids.

He'd talk about baby bonuses like he was winning the fucking lottery every month. He'd always have new clean as fuck sneakers that he'd wear to a job that requires boots and just leave them on the table in the break room. One time he bought a huge fishtank and a bunch of piranha.
 

Dog Eater

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I worked with a guy who would smoke meth in the house with his wife while their kids were around. They were such bad parents that their solution to their kids acting up was always to literally drive them to a police station and ask cops to threaten them with arrest. He came in one day and told me that he had been smoking meth with his old lady when she ‘started going crazy’ so to ‘calm her down’ he picked her up and threw her through a glass coffee table. He was always broke and constantly bumming smokes, begging for co-workers to loan him money, asking people to buy him lunch, calling in to say he couldn’t come to work because he didn’t have enough money for gas etc. etc.

BUT once a year it was tax return time which in his feeble mind meant FREE MONEY. One year he immediately bought 2 Mossberg 500 pistol grip only pump shotguns (one for him and one for his wife) a new car (on finance) and of course methamphetamines.

Anyway he was a nice guy and I never had any issues with him. His brother was a cop who also worked there lmao.
 

aRTie02150

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I worked with a guy who would smoke meth in the house with his wife while their kids were around. They were such bad parents that their solution to their kids acting up was always to literally drive them to a police station and ask cops to threaten them with arrest. He came in one day and told me that he had been smoking meth with his old lady when she ‘started going crazy’ so to ‘calm her down’ he picked her up and threw her through a glass coffee table. He was always broke and constantly bumming smokes, begging for co-workers to loan him money, asking people to buy him lunch, calling in to say he couldn’t come to work because he didn’t have enough money for gas etc. etc.

BUT once a year it was tax return time which in his feeble mind meant FREE MONEY. One year he immediately bought 2 Mossberg 500 pistol grip only pump shotguns (one for him and one for his wife) a new car (on finance) and of course methamphetamines.

Anyway he was a nice guy and I never had any issues with him. His brother was a cop who also worked there lmao.
Currently have another retard at my job who thinks tax time is free money.

The amount of financial idiots out there is astounding.
 

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I worked with a guy who would smoke meth in the house with his wife while their kids were around. They were such bad parents that their solution to their kids acting up was always to literally drive them to a police station and ask cops to threaten them with arrest. He came in one day and told me that he had been smoking meth with his old lady when she ‘started going crazy’ so to ‘calm her down’ he picked her up and threw her through a glass coffee table. He was always broke and constantly bumming smokes, begging for co-workers to loan him money, asking people to buy him lunch, calling in to say he couldn’t come to work because he didn’t have enough money for gas etc. etc.

BUT once a year it was tax return time which in his feeble mind meant FREE MONEY. One year he immediately bought 2 Mossberg 500 pistol grip only pump shotguns (one for him and one for his wife) a new car (on finance) and of course methamphetamines.

Anyway he was a nice guy and I never had any issues with him. His brother was a cop who also worked there lmao.
How do you hold back from telling the guy to just kill himself already?
 
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These fucking idiots are all thousands in credit card debt at a 20% intrest rate. They probably use the cards to pay their bills too and are never ever going to get on top of it.

The national CC debt will keep spiraling and in 10-20 years you're going to have a generation of retards demanding their debt be forgiven.
Just like the retards who took out $150k+ to get a liberal arts degree and are shocked when they can't pay it back.
 
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Just like the retards who took out $150k+ to get a liberal arts degree and are shocked when they can't pay it back.
Its just a culture of instant gratification, no concept of the long run. If people are willing to fork over the money, schools will take advantage.

I get the idea that there should be more easy access to education and less weapons for Isreal but community college + state school works and will pay for itself. You just need to useful enough to hold down a good job and prove some worth. Then maybe save and invest instead of fancy dinners and trips to over priced tourist traps at 200/night hotels.

Container of coffee, job site....dont miss the forest for the trees boys
 

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The ramen-eating "intelligent saver" fears the alpha compulsive spender. He looks on in envy, reluctantly gulping down another mouthful of cold noodles as the big boys spend their reddit bucks on weed, pussy, and all manners of short-term gratification. You could die tomorrow, it's time to put the foot on the accelerator and stop living like a bum.

cranberry ginger ale
Mental illness.
 

aRTie02150

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The ramen-eating "intelligent saver" fears the alpha compulsive spender. He looks on in envy, reluctantly gulping down another mouthful of cold noodles as the big boys spend their reddit bucks on weed, pussy, and all manners of short-term gratification. You could die tomorrow, it's time to put the foot on the accelerator and stop living like a bum.


Mental illness.
Interesting. All I know is I own my dwelling and automobile and still have a fair amount of money in my savings account. Not to mention my IRA and stocks.

I'd much rather feel like I'm a responsible individual who prioritizing what's important and what isn't.

Spending money on pussy is admirable? That's funny because just about all the pussy I've gotten has cost me nothing and if it did, it was the cost of a night out.


I could go blow money on prostitutes, but once you get laid you'll learn all pussy is the same.

Gingerale is great, so stop being a punk.
 
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