Wwawd Parking Enforcement?

[Doyle Hargraves]

I will spit at any nigger bitch (because THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS ARE) trying to ticket my car. But you know what's worse? These faggots who will make an issue out of a minor parking infraction or (in my case) do some womanly passive aggressive shit like leave a bag of dog shit in my windshield wiper. When I move, I will come back and stomp your little rat dog and you into those bags of dog shit you leave laying around and you won'tbe able to prove who did it. Faggot.

 

[johnnynoname]

like leave a bag of dog shit in my windshield wiper.

this never happened

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

this never happened

It's the reason I started the thread. I can't decide if someone left a bag of dogshit on my rear windshield wiper because it's a funny and harmless thing to do to someone, or if this faggot was mad I spilled a foot into a crosswalk.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

One time I approached my car just as a guy was about to ticket it for being past time.
He goes “This you?” and I said yeah sorry man. Get in my car and turn it on, assuming I just narrowly avoided a ticket. As Im inching my car back and forth to get out of the tight street spot this cocksucker sticks a ticket under my windshield wiper. What the fuck?!
I paid like 15 bucks to park there for 3 hours and was only a couple minutes past.
Efff youuuu!!!!!!!!

Also one time this negress told me I parked too close to the car in front of me because it made it difficult for her to scan the plate. Like I was obligated to make it easier for her to ticket people. The nerve of those cocksuckers

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Parking enforcement is a difficult job specifically because of niggers such as yourself refusing to take responsibility for being a nigger. You've admitted to parking in a crosswalk (but it was just a foot I tells ya!) and the dogshit on your car (if that actually happend) is probably just another result of your own behavior.

Have you considered accepting responsibility, or, in the very least, accepting Christ?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One time I approached my car just as a guy was about to ticket it for being past time.
He goes “This you?” and I said yeah sorry man. Get in my car and turn it on, assuming I just narrowly avoided a ticket. As Im inching my car back and forth to get out of the tight street spot this cocksucker sticks a ticket under my windshield wiper. What the fuck?!
I paid like 15 bucks to park there for 3 hours and was only a couple minutes past.
Efff youuuu!!!!!!!!

Also one time this negress told me I parked too close to the car in front of me because it made it difficult for her to scan the plate. Like I was obligated to make it easier for her to ticket people. The nerve of those cocksuckers

I hope you at least told that guy that he's a shitdicked bag of fucking garbage.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will spit at any nigger bitch (because THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS ARE) trying to ticket my car. But you know what's worse? These faggots who will make an issue out of a minor parking infraction or (in my case) do some womanly passive aggressive shit like leave a bag of dog shit in my windshield wiper. When I move, I will come back and stomp your little rat dog and you into those bags of dog shit you leave laying around and you won'tbe able to prove who did it. Faggot.

Tell them you play fuckin' cards with the chief a police

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Parking enforcement is a difficult job specifically because of niggers such as yourself refusing to take responsibility for being a nigger. You've admitted to parking in a crosswalk (but it was just a foot I tells ya!) and the dogshit on your car (if that actually happend) is probably just another result of your own behavior.



Have you considered accepting responsibility, or, in the very least, accepting Christ?

There was enough room for an obese person, a person in a chair. Maybe not for an obese person in a chair though

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I don't remember where I saw it but one of the funniest ever was someone put a mouse pad on someone's windshield with a dead mice on it, those glue are hard to get off

 

[aRTie02150]

I don't remember where I saw it but one of the funniest ever was someone put a mouse pad on someone's windshield with a dead mice on it, those glue are hard to get off

You call it a mouse pad? Lol

 

[guest]

Scum of the earth. People that got bullied in school and now are desperate to get back at the world by being power tripping cunts.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

You call it a mouse pad? Lol

It's a pad for mice to chill on

Sniff