WWAWD paper straws

[Imager]

I might hate paper straws more than I hate Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[The Greaseman]

They suck. I want to pollute the earth out of spite.

 

[Dennyislife]

I've still not had a drink with a paper straw in it because I am not a child nor a woman so can't tell you.

 

[Meownaw]

They are fucking awful and I blame that dumb faggot kid for lying about stupid turtles dying to them which is bullshit.

Paper Straws: Are they Really As Eco-Friendly?

What is it about paper straws that makes them so appealing to people who want to do their part in saving the environment? Why would a person who is trying to conserve resources choose instead, a material that requires more processing and transportation than plastic or metal? The answer may be...

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FAGGOT

 

[chocolatehellhole]

The cups used to be cardboard and the straws plastic. Now when I'm drunk driving and stop by McDonalds they hand me a big plastic cup with a paper straw. No plastic bags at the grocery store but everything is now packaged in plastic. The alliance is gay.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They're the fucking worst thing ever made. I don't get a ton of fast food so I always forget plastic straws are basically gone so I get pissed off every time I open a straw and it's paper. They're fucking useless. Unless you down your drink immediately they go soggy and break or close up. You always have little pieces of paper floating in your fucking drink. I got a milkshake one time and the straw immediately fucking collapsed and I had to dump a fucking strawberry shake into my mouth from the cup like a retard because I literally destroyed the straw as soon as I tried to use it. They also feel disgusting on my teeth. Like chewing tin foil. It gives me goosebumps.

I've thought about keeping stainless steel straws in my truck but I shouldn't fucking have to God dammit.

 

[Meownaw]

I've thought about keeping stainless steel straws in my truck but I shouldn't fucking have to God dammit.

Just pick up a bag of plastic straws for $2 and throw them out the window when you are done with them. Preferably in the ocean.

 

[Ladynyahh]

How about you put your mouth on the fawkin cup and just drink it. What are you worried about, germs

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just pick up a bag of plastic straws for $2 and throw them out the window when you are done with them. Preferably in the ocean.

That's legitimately a perfect solution.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

What are you worried about, germs

I'm worried about spilling Dr Pepper in the Lambo I got as a signing bonus at insightsoftware

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How about you put your mouth on the fawkin cup and just drink it. What are you worried about, germs

It's because a lot of the times when people get fast food, they're driving. I don't want to have an open cup of root beer sloshing all over my shit whenever I hit a bump.

My one ex used to bring glasses of water in the car with her. She's the only person I've ever seen do that and I don't think there was one time I saw her do it that a bunch didn't spill.

 

[Imager]

My one ex used to bring glasses of water in the car with her. She's the only person I've ever seen do that and I don't think there was one time I saw her do it that a bunch didn't spill.

If my wife pulled that, she’d be my ex-wife too.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

steel straws

Now imagine you tripped and fall and it go through your brain

Perfect night!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I've still not had a drink with a paper straw in it because I am not a child nor a woman so can't tell you.

No mixed drinks at a bar? I usually drink bottled beers and the occasional shot but that’s the only time I’ve encountered them.

 

[Dennyislife]

No mixed drinks at a bar? I usually drink bottled beers and the occasional shot but that’s the only time I’ve encountered them.

Read what you quoted. No. Bottled beer with a straw? Do you can coquettishly play with the straw?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Im all for it. Wasting all that plastic on straws is wasteful nigger behavior and why the drinking supply is making us low T.
So far I havent once taken long enough to drink something that the paper straw went soggy. If its alcoholic, Im getting fucked up fast enough, and if its non alcoholic I just drink it from the brim of the glass/cup.

I do get why people think its retarded though because they will literally hand you a giant 30 ounce plastic cup with a paper straw. Kinda makes me loff

 

[guest]

No mixed drinks at a bar? I usually drink bottled beers and the occasional shot but that’s the only time I’ve encountered them.

Do you drink them through the straw like a woman? Give it a quick stir and then toss it aside, Nancy.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Read what you quoted. No. Bottled beer with a straw? Do you can coquettishly play with the straw?

Shut up stupid, I’m assuming the reader knows you don’t get straws with bottled beer. Just mixed drinks and I’m not fat so I don’t eat fast food.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Do you drink them through the straw like a woman? Give it a quick stir and then toss it aside, Nancy.

Half the bars I go to serve them in plastic cups anyways but the glasses are pretty gross at most bars.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It's like eating toilet paper