WWAWD NYE plans falling through

[Ashamed]

I couldn’t be happier. One “bad news” text and my spirit is suddenly lifted a thousand feet.

 

[Ashamed]

P.S.

@Mustard is a @Nigger John alt.

 

[musTARD]

old gravy egg

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Are you the one who pushed the guy in front the train?

 

[wbgreen]

WWAW with staying up til 1am most nights but feeling like going to be early tonight because you bought brand new bedding?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

My plan is to get a bit of a buzz on at home and force my daughter to stay up until midnight because she won't shut up about it

 

[The Shah of Iran]

All the outdoor parties in Scotland got cancelled because of the weather so the pubs will be rammed & everyone will be miserable.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Way back in the day, I always tried way too hard to make NYE a big spectacular thing, and it always ended with some dumb whore sneezing away the last half gram or something similarly stupid. Now I don't really give a shit, and I'm far happier for it. I look back on past NYEs, and man, some of them really fucking sucked.

 

[Udders]

I love that it's supposed to downpour in NYC tonight. Times Square faggots.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

All the outdoor parties in Scotland got cancelled because of the weather so the pubs will be rammed & everyone will be miserable.

You've never been miserable getting rammed.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I love that it's supposed to downpour in NYC tonight. Times Square faggots.

Now they can piss themselves and no one will notice

 

[Guest]

I have someone coming over, hopefully they fall for the ole handcuff gag...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I successfully avoided all my friends and I'm going to do nothing unless they just show up and then I'm still going to refuse to leave my property.

 

[Ashamed]

I got too cocky…In my spirited mood I decided to doordash fucking KFC and after 50mins it showed the driver as still “picking up” and far away from the restaurant, so I sent them a message asking what’s up and “Jocelyn” replied “it’s taking time” “waiting”…Bitch! The fucking app shows me where you are! So I asked this dumb black bitch to cancel my order as it’s cold and she’s no longer close to the restaurant. This bitch is going to spit on my cold food! Why am I so dumb!

I’m not even hungry anymore and just want to crack open a beer and take a shot.

 

[Fuck]

I'm right at the beginning of middle age, and I will be spending my new years eve doing my laundry. I've been to some NYE parties in the past, and they were all just kind of crappy. I nearly got into a fight one time. The most fun I ever had on New Years was being a child with my friends on New Years 2000, when we thought the new millenium meant that things would be fresh and exciting. Then came all the pedantic faggots who insisted on pointing out that the new millenium didn't start until 2001. That was the true omen - the new millenium would bring forth a lifetime of pedantry and faggotry unlike we've ever seen before.

Happy New Years, niggers.