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Only intermission FAWK
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WWAWD Nutcracker?
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Doesn't the nutcracker fight a giant rat or something
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Hella rats came out and you're wondering when they're gonna start gangbanging then eat the asian ballerina, but then some dude shoots a canon at them and they don't get to partake.
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Intermission turned out to be PFG.
Went to this side hall for the ol' ball and chain to use the bathroom whilst I hung out outside. This dude sitting down started complimenting me on my threads etc. We're commiserating about being dudes at the ballet with bathrooming wives for a min when his wife comes out and he gets up and introduces me to her and puts her arm around her when there's a crashing/breaking sound. I see a small item on the floor I figure his wife dropped and pick it up and hand it to her, thinking it's some kind of lipstick, then weed pen, then realize it's the top of a COCAINE BULLET that had broken on the ground. She started laughing at him and I expressed my condolences as he sullenly went and tossed the broken piece I handed to him in the trash and slank away.
Went to this side hall for the ol' ball and chain to use the bathroom whilst I hung out outside. This dude sitting down started complimenting me on my threads etc. We're commiserating about being dudes at the ballet with bathrooming wives for a min when his wife comes out and he gets up and introduces me to her and puts her arm around her when there's a crashing/breaking sound. I see a small item on the floor I figure his wife dropped and pick it up and hand it to her, thinking it's some kind of lipstick, then weed pen, then realize it's the top of a COCAINE BULLET that had broken on the ground. She started laughing at him and I expressed my condolences as he sullenly went and tossed the broken piece I handed to him in the trash and slank away.
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Well, it turns out, the blow all landed in a nice neat pile under the chair. My wife eventually came out of the bathroom and motioned for me to go back to our seats. I told her lets sit out there for a minute. She sat down and I told her what had just got down. She waited for a minute and eventually scooped it up and we went in the next corridor and figured out how to snort it.
2nd half of Nutcracker, 3rd row center was PFG. Tchaikovsky new what he was up to.
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No one else likes floor cocaine?
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I meant the ballet really, but no. With all the fentanyl in the States, I think I'd give drugs a miss these days
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Saw it as a 6 or 7 year old kid. My parents had a Ford Taurus with the back seat facing back. Me and my buddy just kept flipping other cars off. Punching out
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The amount of Fenanyl in anything but smack related shit is wildly overstated.
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Hey! You leave my old lady outta this!
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Because blow is awesome and you're not running into bad shit around snoot bags. If it tastes like pure cocaine or the dude you're with has already been doing a shitloads of it consistently for years from the same source, you're good.
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I like that when you told your wife the story, she picked it up. You definitely found the one for you.
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She ain't not half bad
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Ground scores are the best.
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Why are you making a thread about my wife? Knowwhatimean? 
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My mom took me to see it when with my grandma when I was in 5th grade. Pretty boring for a 5th grader and it didnt help that I had a wool sweater on because my mom wanted me dressed nice and it was hot a shit so I was fighting falling asleep.