WWAWD Non-Alcoholic Beers?

[RaggotFetard]

I’m doing dry January but still wanted to enjoy some cold brewskis while I spend my Friday night in, playing drums to 90s hits.
Bought N/A beer for the first time in my life. The St. Pauli was very decent and even gave me a placebo-effect buzz. The Bitburger was ass.

Anywho, the BevMo near my work has a very decent selection, so I’ll be trying some different ones next Friday. Even cracked one open in the car on my drive home. Apparently it’s perfectly legal. I had 3 beers as I jammed the night away, and felt like they scratched the itch, ya know? Have a great weekend, stalkers! Toodles!

 

[aRTie02150]

I seen ads for them recently. What the hell is going on?

 

[RaggotFetard]

I seen ads for them recently. What the hell is going on?

Dry January is huge and apparently something like 35% of drinking age adults participated last year. Probably more this year. Heineken 0 is the one I’ve seen ads for. I’ll probably try that one next weekend.

 

[guest]

There's a very good Czech one called Birell. Not sure if you can get it where you are, but it's the best non-alcoholic beer I've had.

The Czechs drink the most beer per capita in the world, but they also have zero tolerance drink driving laws (they're not allowed to drive after even a small glass of beer.) As most of them enjoy a beer with lunch, but need to drive after it, all of their breweries put a lot of R&D into coming up with NA beers that actually taste like lager. Birell is the best and most popular.

Becks Zero isn't bad if you can't get it though.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Heineken 0 is not bad as far as these go. I was really surprised at Stella NA, for me it tasted just like Amstel (not light) from Greece and I really like the taste of that beer.
My wife has dried out and she's been trying all different kinds

 

[guest]

Nice trend following, faggot. You want a beer, have a beer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That shit wouldn't work for me. I don't like the taste of alcohol, I like being drunk. I don't even get light beer. I've crushed like 15 cans of Coors Light before and just given up pissed off because I wasn't getting much of a buzz.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That shit wouldn't work for me. I don't like the taste of alcohol, I like being drunk. I don't even get light beer. I've crushed like 15 cans of Coors Light before and just given up pissed off because I wasn't getting much of a buzz.

Are you a great big fat person? Because the light in Coors light doesn't mean less alcohol

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Get something sweet in, because you might find you start to really crave those sugar calories.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Are you a great big fat person? Because the light in Coors light doesn't mean less alcohol

It's like 4.5% or something so it does have a little bitch amount of alcohol in it. I'm not fat at all I'm just a pisstank. I can drink a retarded excess so I usually do. I'm just good at drinking like a loser. Even when I'm hammered people generally can't tell.

 

[FingerofGod]

Just drink La Croix

 

[guest]

I did a month of no alcohol and wanted to see what non-alcoholic beers were like. They give you a placebo buzz, but be careful because a lot of them have even more carbs than regular beer. Ended up pissing a kidney stone out at the end of the month. Heineken 0.0 smells like a fart but it drink pretty good. The best was this Spanish beer Moritz 0.0. Excellent taste. They don't have the regular version by me but the N/A was awesome. Wonder if the Guiness 0.0 is any good.

 

[guest]

Never had an alcohol free beer. If i want a beer i have a beer. But if this works for you i’m happy for you.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Heineken 0 and Guinness N/A (if you like stout) are my favourites.

 

[Cuphead]

That St. Paulis shit is gross. Doesn't taste a damn thing like beer

 

[Jizz]

my friend is sober and he bought these mushroom beers. i tasted it and spit it out on the ground, it was fawking nasty!

 

[RaggotFetard]

Who said you need alcohol to have fun, fellas?

#drinkersarestinkers

 

[guest]

We’re drunk on life, am i right, gang? Hrrmph.

 

[EraGodless]

Beers for Queers

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Who said you need alcohol to have fun, fellas?

#drinkersarestinkers

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Why don’t you just eat a loaf of* bread? Same buzz with less carbs.