WWAWD Morning Wood?

[aRTie02150]

I still get morning wood pretty often. I had to pull down my underwear the other night as I was trying to sleep because I had an intense boner that kept pressing against my shorts. Woke up with my underwear basically around my ankles.

Any way to prevent this? Other than cutting my cock off.

 

[guest]

Stop talking dirty Artie…

 

[Cuphead]

That's vulga

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Enjoy it while you can, after you hit a certain age you get the piss hard on at night

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Any way to prevent this? Other than cutting my cock off.

Just cut your fucking cock off already you bumpkin. It's 2023 the fuck is wrong with you? You'll probably win an Emmy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd think it was weird if I didn't wake up with a boner.

 

[guest]

Everyday
Thats why you keep the fleshlight and lube at your nightstand, so you can put it inbetween your pillows, pull up some slut’s instagram and go to town in your half asleep fantasy world
Problem is gone in 5 minutes
Amateur

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Have you tried to put a condom on so you don't have to clean up the jizz

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

put it inbetween your pillows

 

[Toast]

Sleep naked. You only need underwear to soak up the cum leaking out of the anus.

 

[wbgreen]

One of life's simple pleasures.

 

[Turk February]

To prevent getting morning boners I make sure to wake up next to my wife every morning. This guy gets it.

 

[guest]

I don't get morning wood when I wake up, however I do like to start my day with a "clean and jerk". I get myself horny when I wake up, jerk off then take a hot shower. It's refreshing.

 

[HH Brother]

I don't get morning wood when I wake up, however I do like to start my day with a "clean and jerk". I get myself horny when I wake up, jerk off then take a hot shower. It's refreshing.

At least you admit being an incel, brother.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Ahhh well you see getting a boner at night and morning wood is called "nocturnal penile tumescence". There's not much you can do since it's controlled by the parasympathetic nervous system which also controls your heart rate and other things. So you'll have to keep waking up with throbbing, meaty erections.
Back in medical school we had a mnemonic for the functions of the penis: point and shoot. Point, because it was the Parasympathetic nervous system that controls erections and Shoot because the sympathetic nervous system controls shooting hot fluuuuid loads on your wife's back.

 

[guest]

At least you admit being an incel, brother.

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[NortheastPhilly]

Yes but only a pee boner, not a cum boner

 

[Dog Eater]

There’s a very specific level of tiredness that causes me to get a raging hard on. Then there’s morning wood and needing to take a piss boners. The worst is when you wake up with what you think is morning word, start having sex and 1 minute in realise you have to piss so bad it’s not even fun.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Sometimes I’ll get throbbing hard during long drives. I used to get the same shit sitting in high school classes

 

[guest]

There’s a very specific level of tiredness that causes me to get a raging hard on. Then there’s morning wood and needing to take a piss boners. The worst is when you wake up with what you think is morning word, start having sex and 1 minute in realise you have to piss so bad it’s not even fun.

That's why you always pee first. You can't talk your way out of pee boner sex if you're the one who instigated it lol.

I always end up having sex at night because I'm single and I just take bar rats or tinder dates home on the weekends, so pee boner sex is thankfully off the table.

Problem is now because I'm used to having sex at night I'll be falling asleep and just get a rager that I have to jerk off during the week.