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Does anyone ever get any of these? Do they help or is it jew nonsense? What are the odds one can get jerked off?
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whatever you say, LiberaceMy house is light on closets.
You're the biggest perv on the board, but a massage parlor is one load you just won't swallow?There’s one 30 seconds driving distance from me. But I’m too afraid to go in there. I’d rather bang a hooker than accidentally end up paying for a massage.
this is avant garde yoNo but I got an egg sandwich and ate it lying down. The yolk was soft and got all over my shirt. There was literally egg on my face. Why make a sandwich with a soft yolk like that?
whatever you say, Liberace
Lmao I didn’t know I was. I thought the pedos were.You're the biggest perv on the board, but a massage parlor is one load you just won't swallow?
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