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WWAWD meeting a pair of girls and they both want to hang?
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define 'hang'
They both hang dong
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I don't believe it, why not? you seem charming
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this is a fiction thread
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Don't get robbed
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Reincarnate me in one of them please and thank you
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He always ends up talking excitedly about Weimar Germany and the Beer Hall Putsch or something and scares them away
I got bad news for you
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One time two little sluts offered to blow me in the back of my car and on the way over to it I saw some other fat cunt keeping an eye on them from a distance and was immediately like "Oh, you're trying to fucking rob me, huh?" They blushed and kinda tried to be like "...nahhhh." I had to give them like a "Take your fat enforcer and fuck off away from me." talk and they did all walk off together. They were 100% trying to get on either side of me and probably bite my dick and pull a knife or something if I didn't give them my shit. It's actually a pretty alright fast one. If I didn't see the fat broad staring me down like a pimp I wouldn't have clued in. I was driving my grandparents car that night too. Woulda had some explaining to do.
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What nationality were they?
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You didn’t pull your gun and have them do it anyway?
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Honkies. Could've been native, you can't always tell around here because half the fuckers have blonde or red hair and blue eyes and shit.
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Never trust a woman/women who approach you.
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I was getting strong native vibes.
If white girls every tried to rob me I would probably start laughing my ass off before giving them a $20 for the laugh and telling them to scram before I start pounding their faces in.
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Even the “Bar girls”?
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For sure. One time I was at some dive sports bar with a buddy of mine and these two Russian chicks in cocktail dresses come up and start talking to us like they’re actually interested. Of course my friend tells them he works at DoD within like 5 seconds. I told them to get lost and had to explain to him he was about to end up in a windowless van underneath the Russian embassy. Dumbass.