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WWAWD Max Payne?

bantadant

Fantastic Man
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The first don't hold up that well, but they're working on a remake of them as a single title. I played the 3rd on last year and it's still PFG
 

Voscabulary

#Africa2025
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the first one's the best overall, the third one plays the best (minus the interminable unskippable cutscenes), the second one is fucking worthless. who really wanted a dumb romance between a character you see for five seconds in the first game? they also turned bullet time into a literal superpower. I also preferred the first game's canned death animations over the second's three stooges ragdoll physics
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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My game autosaved on me as I fell off a building and died in a fire. That was really gay. I'll never forget the first 10 times I tried to will a different outcome and having to watch his stupid fuckin xbox face and his arms waving around as I died
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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This nigga... ain't wrong!
bro- those little cut scenes of Max meeting up with that old cop in vacation (showing Max what his life could have been) got me grabbing my chest.

I can't even replay the game solely because of those cut scenes
 
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