• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

WWAWD Legend of Zelda movie announcement?

Imager

Scaffolding Photographer
Forum Clout
59,514
I didn't watch but I saw a Youtube video headline claiming that nintendo has officially announced a movie based on The Legend of Zelda.

Predictions:
  1. Zelda will not be White, but if she is, she'll be voiced by a non-White
  2. Zelda will be a badass and Link wouldn't know how to even wipe his ass properly if not for Zelda
  3. There will be faggotry of some sort.
  4. High chance of bestiality, especially given the bestial marriage in Tears of the Kingdom
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Deserter
Forum Clout
32,395
Who the fuck keeps greenlighting this nonsense. I haven't heard a fucking beep about Inspector Pikachu or the Sonic movie outside of places like this. Have they made a Mario movie already? I don't even know because I see zero mention of this shit in real life.

What's the fucking audience? Youngsters these days don't know who half these characters are, and you'd have to be especially pathetic to be middle-aged and nostalgic for this shit. Way past Erock level and well into Chris Chan territory.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
Forum Clout
111,068
I mean it better fucking be animated, if they live action this shit it's going to be gayest CGIfest ever
 

DMbA

💢
Forum Clout
12,210
Link should never talk, ever.

He's gonna be revealed as a tranny at the end of the movie.

Ganondorf will be white even though he's clearly some kind of shitskin
the-sphere-hunter_0013.jpg
 
Forum Clout
18,923
Link should never talk, ever.
Hard disagree.


Who the fuck keeps greenlighting this nonsense. I haven't heard a fucking beep about Inspector Pikachu or the Sonic movie outside of places like this. Have they made a Mario movie already? I don't even know because I see zero mention of this shit in real life.
What's the fucking audience? Youngsters these days don't know who half these characters are, and you'd have to be especially pathetic to be middle-aged and nostalgic for this shit. Way past Erock level and well into Chris Chan territory.
I think kids know who these characters are. Nintendo properties are some of the most normalfag friendly game franchises there are. Lotta dopey ass youngish parents own a Switch.
  1. Zelda will not be White, but if she is, she'll be voiced by a non-White
I never looked into Breath of the Wild when it came out because I don't really care about Zelda and it took me years to figure out they gave Zelda an awful Miss Piggy voice in that game.
 

Imager

Scaffolding Photographer
Forum Clout
59,514
Who the fuck keeps greenlighting this nonsense. I haven't heard a fucking beep about Inspector Pikachu or the Sonic movie outside of places like this. Have they made a Mario movie already?
The Mario movie came out earlier this year.

It grossed $1 billion.


I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
Top