WWAWD Kiwi niggers talking like Pat is "their" lolcow?

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic

Yes, the Penguicon trolling has started. Not the first time that the pests have targeted old Mary-three-names. "Lolcows" do not exist, stlaker. Lots of stlaker oinking: Oh man, I don't know how long the mad lads over at OnA decided to add Mary Three Names to their list of targets, but...

kiwifarms.net

"Outsource weening to onaforums" these niggas didn't give a shit about Pat when caverlock made his thread. We've been doing this since we were 18! And now we're supposed to be some kind of "kiwi franchisee"?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

These retards are completely unaware of all of the accomplishments of the OG sub. We've been on forums for 2 years, we were on Reddit for 7 and completely ruined several people's careers just by sheer force of will.

 

[JewishNigger]

this ain't their show.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

we out-do them at every turn, they do nothing as-per their own rules: 'dOnT iNtERfeRe WitH tHe cOW'

 

[Stent]

Being a cocksucker is part of their culture. You must present your cock properly before they will suck on it.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

These retard are completely unaware of all of the accomplishments of the OG sub. We've been on forums for 2 years, we were on Reddit for 7 and completely ruined several people's careers just by sheer force of will.

Ungrateful fucks don't even know who ruined Schumer's career. Bitch was "the hot girl" in movies and hobnobbing with Hilary Clinton in 2016, she does a cooking show or something with her retard husband now.

 

[guest]

They ripped us of Robin, hoo hoo.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I’ve been more of an observer and a rib abuse victim since the reddit days rather than a soldier, but these fawkin’ guys don’t know our hard drive is hits is bigger than Denny Falcone’s. We are like the Tony Gwynn of trolls; fat, but we are always on base.

These fawkin’ guys over at the little cattle company only wish they got Nana’s picture on news sites in the aftermath of a terrorist attack that killed dozens(?). Let’s just go with dozens to show how ruthless this place is when it comes to laughs and humilatiing our targets. We made Joe Cumia call himself a pedophile on national TV. We were a part of turning the tide on Amy Schumer, as her past instagram posts can attest. Carlton got in the news for how hilariously vile his comment was to Sarah Silverman. We 100% started the Patton Killed His Wife movement. Anthony Cumia transformed from a somewhat normal looking inbred Italian fruitcake to a blackened, cave dwelling gremlin-like creature under the withering hail of our abuse. Wannabe tryhard idiot Carl Ruiz wanted to keep pace with us like that nerd who tries drugs at a party and he was left for dead like Joe Corsin at the Stage Delicatessen. Jim Norton’s confidence has been eroded down to the nub and he is now laid bare as his real self, Chip Chipperson, due to losing our vociferous support. We turned Opie Chinese.

We’ve lost good men to death (RIP Philip Marma and “Slim” Josh Fonner) and prison (Free Killa Kuhn!) in this crusade. But nobody really gets our purpose. Fatrick thinks (lies to himself) that we are political opponents and/or jealous. Anthony thinks we are either political opponents or mad at him for ruining O and A. Opie Chinee, he no dumb, he stick Rinsey up his bum. Everyone else gives us the racist/sexist/homophobe/etc tags. I’ve always thought we were simply pro funny and against those who inhibit the ribs. These uppity fawkin’ guys over at the little fruit site are as stiff as the audience at a Fatrick comedy set.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I’ve been more of an observer and a rib abuse victim since the reddit days rather than a soldier, but these fawkin’ guys don’t know our hard drive is hits is bigger than Denny Falcone’s. We are like the Tony Gwynn of trolls; fat, but we are always on base.

These fawkin’ guys over at the little cattle company only wish they got Nana’s picture on news sites in the aftermath of a terrorist attack that killed dozens(?). Let’s just go with dozens to show how ruthless this place is when it comes to laughs and humilatiing our targets. We made Joe Cumia call himself a pedophile on national TV. We were a part of turning the tide on Amy Schumer, as her past instagram posts can attest. Carlton got in the news for how hilariously vile his comment was to Sarah Silverman. We 100% started the Patton Killed His Wife movement. Anthony Cumia transformed from a somewhat normal looking inbred Italian fruitcake to a blackened, cave dwelling gremlin-like creature under the withering hail of our abuse. Wannabe tryhard idiot Carl Ruiz wanted to keep pace with us like that nerd who tries drugs at a party and he was left for dead like Joe Corsin at the Stage Delicatessen. Jim Norton’s confidence has been eroded down to the nub and he is now laid bare as his real self, Chip Chipperson, due to losing our vociferous support. We turned Opie Chinese.

We’ve lost good men to death (RIP Philip Marma and “Slim” Josh Fonner) and prison (Free Killa Kuhn!) in this crusade. But nobody really gets our purpose. Fatrick thinks (lies to himself) that we are political opponents and/or jealous. Anthony thinks we are either political opponents or mad at him for ruining O and A. Opie Chinee, he no dumb, he stick Rinsey up his bum. Everyone else gives us the racist/sexist/homophobe/etc tags. I’ve always thought we were simply pro funny and against those who inhibit the ribs. These uppity fawkin’ guys over at the little fruit site are as stiff as the audience at a Fatrick comedy set.

Well said Governor, harrumph!

 

[DominusOdium]

Next they're gonna start making fun of Danny Ross and Joe Cumia! Nooooooo

Who gives a fuck?

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I still have no clue what the origin of kiwifarms is
Is there some retarded hilarious backstory? Like why kiwi? Why a farm then?

Anyways some gay Italian got bullied by blacks in his youth so hard that him and his brother made a song about OJ cutting his wife's head off...

 

[guest]

The old sub was truly the happiest place on earth. One of the hardest times I've ever laughed (I'm talking tears streaming down my face, fighting to breathe, hitching fit of laughter) was when we got Hungarian or whatever media to legitimately broadcast Anthony's ugly mug as the prime suspect in that Nice terror attack. Someone on there made a compilation video of Anthony looking swarthy (easy) and posing with weapons with that towel head allah akbar music in the background. To this day it's still a huge regret of mine that I didn't save the video. If anyone did and wants to share it the BJs are on me.

 

[Sputnik]

been over to the kiwi thread. Whatta mess to be honestwitchya, never made me laugh. Genuinely. I’d tell you.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I still have no clue what the origin of kiwifarms is
Is there some retarded hilarious backstory? Like why kiwi? Why a farm then?

As I understand it, it comes from Chris-Chan mispronouncing "cwciki forums" (or something similar, their previous domain) as "kiwi farms", and they found it amusing enough to adopt.
edit to add: Retarded? Yes. Hilarious? Debatable.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

We turned Opie Chinese.

ribs

Kiwifarms may be the gayest place on the internet, and I've been on YTMND, Cracked.com AND SomethingAwful when it still existed.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’ve been more of an observer and a rib abuse victim since the reddit days rather than a soldier, but these fawkin’ guys don’t know our hard drive is hits is bigger than Denny Falcone’s. We are like the Tony Gwynn of trolls; fat, but we are always on base.

These fawkin’ guys over at the little cattle company only wish they got Nana’s picture on news sites in the aftermath of a terrorist attack that killed dozens(?). Let’s just go with dozens to show how ruthless this place is when it comes to laughs and humilatiing our targets. We made Joe Cumia call himself a pedophile on national TV. We were a part of turning the tide on Amy Schumer, as her past instagram posts can attest. Carlton got in the news for how hilariously vile his comment was to Sarah Silverman. We 100% started the Patton Killed His Wife movement. Anthony Cumia transformed from a somewhat normal looking inbred Italian fruitcake to a blackened, cave dwelling gremlin-like creature under the withering hail of our abuse. Wannabe tryhard idiot Carl Ruiz wanted to keep pace with us like that nerd who tries drugs at a party and he was left for dead like Joe Corsin at the Stage Delicatessen. Jim Norton’s confidence has been eroded down to the nub and he is now laid bare as his real self, Chip Chipperson, due to losing our vociferous support. We turned Opie Chinese.

We’ve lost good men to death (RIP Philip Marma and “Slim” Josh Fonner) and prison (Free Killa Kuhn!) in this crusade. But nobody really gets our purpose. Fatrick thinks (lies to himself) that we are political opponents and/or jealous. Anthony thinks we are either political opponents or mad at him for ruining O and A. Opie Chinee, he no dumb, he stick Rinsey up his bum. Everyone else gives us the racist/sexist/homophobe/etc tags. I’ve always thought we were simply pro funny and against those who inhibit the ribs. These uppity fawkin’ guys over at the little fruit site are as stiff as the audience at a Fatrick comedy set.

All those good memories as the world continues to try to destroy the pests.

First, a cross eyed petty criminal locked us out of our home. Then, the Reddit commies tore down our safe houses at Sues Alamo, r/scorch, and destroyed all of our tent cities and exiled us from our motherland.

Dejected, we wandered aimlessly until one pest, the great Quasi101, founded onaforums.net. Over time, the destroyed community built back better. Everything was going great until a fat tsunami from the Midwest tried to destroy our second, better home.

Refusing to be silenced by a dim-witted, low testosterone buffoon, Quasi fought back, outsmarting the fat idiot and his horde of morons at every single turn.

As the losses piled up, the mutants resorted to trickery and deception - falsifying evidence, false flag operations, and black hat hackers. Despite their cheap tactics, the good Quasi never compromised his integrity. The battle may rage on to this day, but the war is over.

Not all pests are soldiers, but all pests are brothermen, and the brothermen will not be destroyed until we fulfill our destiny to Feed Nana.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The old sub was truly the happiest place on earth. One of the hardest times I've ever laughed (I'm talking tears streaming down my face, fighting to breathe, hitching fit of laughter) was when we got Hungarian or whatever media to legitimately broadcast Anthony's ugly mug as the prime suspect in that Nice terror attack. Someone on there made a compilation video of Anthony looking swarthy (easy) and posing with weapons with that towel head allah akbar music in the background. To this day it's still a huge regret of mine that I didn't save the video. If anyone did and wants to share it the BJs are on me.

This is the closest I could find:

 

[guest]

This is the closest I could find:

[MEDIA=youtube]QcZCULYrRqc[/MEDIA]

That's not it but what do you prefer? Sloppy or toothy?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

That's not it but what do you prefer? Sloppy or toothy?

Whatever, just don't shave that mustache.