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WWAWD Kirk Hammett Being Super Gay

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Every time they fought in that some kind of monster doc I just felt bad for Kirk while he made the little cumia spaghetti walls face. He seems like such a humble dude.
It makes sense why he seems to get along more with Robert - He wants to steer clear of whatever bullshit from James and Lars.

Like many groups I feel like Hetfield / Ulrich see themselves as Lennon / McCartney and the other members try to stay out of their way. Example - The Eagles Don Henley and Glenn Frey. Those two made it very clear it’s their band and the other guys are employees and if you don’t like it they can replace you and nobody will notice like they did with Don Felder. He wrote Hotel California so it pisses off Henley to this day he has to still pay him since that’s their biggest song. Also see Gene Simmons / Paul Stanley - other two guys just stay outta their way and don’t raise their voice.
 
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Meownaw

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"I AM THE TABLET" 😢😭
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I’d cry too if I had to sit through that mess. I heard Lou was a real dick to Kirk during the making of that album. Something like he told him to stop his “flamenco shit” guitar playing. That album was so bad it makes St Anger tolerable - which at least now the band jokes about it being shit. James trolls the audience with “here’s a song from you favorite album” before playing anything from St Anger.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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I’d cry too if I had to sit through that mess. I heard Lou was a real dick to Kirk during the making of that album. Something like he told him to stop his “flamenco shit” guitar playing. That album was so bad it makes St Anger tolerable - which at least now the band jokes about it being shit. James trolls the audience with “here’s a song from you favorite album” before playing anything from St Anger.
Welp, I guess we know Pig’s favorite Metallica album.
 

Smeckler's Powder

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Kirk seems like the only one in Metallica you'd ever want to actually meet.

Maybe Cliff Burton too if I can ever find one of those toe trigger attachments.

Lars favorite band is Oasis, so I'm sure he's fine to stand next to at a concert
 

MonsterSteve

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I just saw these fags at Met Life. These cats put on some visual spectacle to be honest witcha.
 
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