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....................not that there's anything wrong with it, somethings wrong with Lars being gay though.
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It makes sense why he seems to get along more with Robert - He wants to steer clear of whatever bullshit from James and Lars.Every time they fought in that some kind of monster doc I just felt bad for Kirk while he made the little cumia spaghetti walls face. He seems like such a humble dude.
I’d cry too if I had to sit through that mess. I heard Lou was a real dick to Kirk during the making of that album. Something like he told him to stop his “flamenco shit” guitar playing. That album was so bad it makes St Anger tolerable - which at least now the band jokes about it being shit. James trolls the audience with “here’s a song from you favorite album” before playing anything from St Anger.View attachment 147123
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Welp, I guess we know Pig’s favorite Metallica album.I’d cry too if I had to sit through that mess. I heard Lou was a real dick to Kirk during the making of that album. Something like he told him to stop his “flamenco shit” guitar playing. That album was so bad it makes St Anger tolerable - which at least now the band jokes about it being shit. James trolls the audience with “here’s a song from you favorite album” before playing anything from St Anger.
Whatever one was featured in capeshit or some faggot cartoon.Welp, I guess we know Pig’s favorite Metallica album.
Kirk seems like the only one in Metallica you'd ever want to actually meet.
Maybe Cliff Burton too if I can ever find one of those toe trigger attachments.
I'd talk with Jason Newstead but only about Supernova. Keep bringing it back to that until he punches me in the face and leaves.Lars favorite band is Oasis, so I'm sure he's fine to stand next to at a concert
I'd talk with Jason Newstead but only about Supernova. Keep bringing it back to that until he punches me in the face and leaves.
No, but it's also the name of his gay reality tv show band.Does he hate that song or something?
No, but it's also the name of his gay reality tv show band.
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