WWAWD hosting Thanksgiving

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hosting a Thanksgiving for the first time in my life in a few weeks. I’m not too worried about my dumb nigger family but the in-laws are gonna be a fawkin prawblem since none of them seem to like the others. Maybe I’ll just open fire on the whole thing when everyone sits down

 

[Meownaw]

When everyone sits down say "how about that Israel Palestine thing?". Should keep things entertaining.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I always love when my family hosts. Dont have to worry about traveling to and from.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What are you gonna be eating? You gonna have ham? A nice spiral cut ham?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

When everyone sits down say "how about that Israel Palestine thing?". Should keep things entertaining.

Basically the situation is going to be my tight drunken redneck/rez injun family vs mrs gaynuts family who are rich Brookline retards from Boston who seem to hate each other. I don’t want any of this shit in my house but oh well

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What are you gonna be eating? You gonna have ham?

We’ll have a turkey but where I’m from fried oysters are the holiday food for thanksgiving and christmas

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Basically the situation is going to be my tight drunken redneck/rez injun family vs mrs gaynuts family who are rich Brookline retards from Boston who seem to hate each other. I don’t want any of this shit in my house but oh well

You should get the rez injuns hammered and let them go wild and beat the fuck out of your wife's family

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You should get the rez injuns hammered and let them go wild and beat the fuck out of your wife's family

That won’t be hard to do

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At least you get the lions share of the leftovers. The one plus about hosting.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I hosted a few times and said I was going to fry a turkey, which meant I just stayed outside the entire time until everybody ate. Put some beers and a tv in the garage, it's not too bad.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You should serve chop chee.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I stay in the kitchen like a woman and my wife serves drinks to everyone which seems to work well. I poke my head out periodically to say something out of context which usually resets whatever nonsense my family are droning on about with regards to whatever foreign bullshit nobody should really give a fuck about at a family gathering.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When everyone sits down say "how about that Israel Palestine thing?". Should keep things entertaining.

Any hardline issue will work. After like 4 drinks ask everyone where they’re at wit da abortion laws.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

At least you get the lions share of the leftovers. The one plus about hosting.

Fatcel alert!

 

[bantadant]

Hosting a Thanksgiving for the first time in my life in a few weeks. I’m not too worried about my dumb nigger family but the in-laws are gonna be a fawkin prawblem since none of them seem to like the others. Maybe I’ll just open fire on the whole thing when everyone sits down

How many sinks you got?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

How many sinks you got?

4. This has no bearing on how little i want either my family or the missus' family in the house. I could have 1000 sinks and not want them here

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fatcel alert!

Sadly Ive never hosted so I dont get to pig out on leftovers.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

4. This has no bearing on how little i want either my family or the missus' family in the house. I could have 1000 sinks and not want them here

Are there any misbehaving little shit kids that are gonna snoop through all your shit?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You're going to do great, pal

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Are there any misbehaving little shit kids that are gonna snoop through all your shit?

Yeah. My kids are fucking retards too, much like myself