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WWAWD having an eyelash in your eye like half the time?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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At least once a day out of nowhere I'll blink and magically have an eyelash on my eyeball. I'm starting to think they're not even my eyelashes. It's a conspiracy. I'll update this post when I figure out exactly how the jews are to blame. Sometimes I just give up on trying to get them out and I walk around looking like I have pink eye.
 
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