WWAWD Having an ex girlfriend you hadn't seen in 10+ years and then finding out shes FAT!

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Saw this bitch and she looked like the fucking girl in WIlly Wonka when she blows up like a blueberry...


Friend sent me a link to her 5 paragraph diatribe posted to instagram about becoming engaged, hilarious shit....bullet dodged!

 

[Niggerotchi]

Nothing beats bumping into an ex that hit the wall face first, while being accompanied with your new gal. You cant create seethe at that level otherwise.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Bullet dodged? Sounds like you dodged the Deathstar!

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Bullet dodged? Sounds like you dodged the Deathstar!

She was a short curvy girl, but she used to be fit enough to be a little cutie pie. One of those where you could see the glimmer in the eyes that she is a complete lunatic, but those are the best to have SEX with .I saw the fall coming back when we were 20/21. Bitch hated exercising but loved drinking beer and eating shitty food. With her body type I knew she was fucked for the long run and sure enough.....

The pic of her hand with a ring on it was the fattest thing I've ever seen

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She was a short curvy girl, but she used to be fit enough to be a little cutie pie. One of those where you could see the glimmer in the eyes that she is a complete lunatic, but those are the best to have SEX with .I saw the fall coming back when we were 20/21. Bitch hated exercising but loved drinking beer and eating shitty food. With her body type I knew she was fucked for the long run and sure enough.....

The pic of her hand with a ring on it was the fattest thing I've ever seen

Do you have any pictures of her feet and or asshole?

 

[Niggerotchi]

She was a short curvy girl, but she used to be fit enough to be a little cutie pie. One of those where you could see the glimmer in the eyes that she is a complete lunatic, but those are the best to have SEX with .I saw the fall coming back when we were 20/21. Bitch hated exercising but loved drinking beer and eating shitty food. With her body type I knew she was fucked for the long run and sure enough.....

The pic of her hand with a ring on it was the fattest thing I've ever seen

Lmao based. It's fun shagging those kinda whores before they go too far into unredeemable, unfuckable lardass territory.