WWAWD Halloween Candy Shrinking

[Imager]

Fun size candy bars are smaller than Patrick's dick these days. They've been shrinking candy for years but it's laughable what they're doing now. I guess 8 years from now I'll be handing out chocolate covered crickets.

I blame Jews for all of it.

 

[johnnynoname]

it's a shame you couldn't just buy a bunch of "king size" bars like a non fag would

 

[guest]

I might have to return a bunch of candy to Costco like a Jew unless I want to eat 10 pounds of dum dums.

 

[Andre The Giant]

Only Jews and people who live on N. Oakland Ave buy the "fun size."

Yeah !
Fuck those middle class families who buy candy to hand out on Halloween.

I hope all the Algonquin Heights
kids take 20 minute bus ride to the pine hills tonight.

 

[Imager]

Only Jews and people who live on N. Oakland Ave buy the "fun size."

Get Flavia to pop out a kid and you’ll understand.

Oh wait, you’re already a Jew.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Good. Kids are fat enough as it is.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Dan's a small dick mick, not a jew

 

[Consensual Rapist]

This is why I just toss sulfuric acid in their faces when they come to my door.

 

[Udders]